Alyssa Hoffman

I’m a thicc bitch, I need tempeh

[Alyssa Hoffman @HPBSalyssa]

@HPBSemily 👀

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@HPBSmikey The Flip it or Rip it with TCG cards is exciting to watch, but I peRsOnaLLy would feel way too guilty to rip any type of trading card 😅 it feels ❕illegal ❕

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@HPBSmikey The Clown Motel looks 🆒 but I think it would crEEp me out too much

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@HPBSmark I’m so glad we could all experience becoming Disney adults together this year 🍿🎢🥨

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@HPBSmark (The bunny in the background is reminding me of these) 🥕

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@HPBSjesse This looks like a nice walk and feels
🌟nostalgic🌟 to me for some reason 🤔

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@HPBSemily @HPBSjesse I LOL’d to myself in my room as my socks gently bounced in the dryer in the background 🧦

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@HPBSemily I like your purpley blueish silver hair, how divine ❕🪩

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@HPBSmack Thanks❕🫟

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Happy Halloween! 🛡️
I was Paya from The Legend of Zelda

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@HPBSzoe Did you buy anything fUn at Nintendo World? I’m almost positive you bought a lot of stuff at the Hello Kitty store 😅

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@HPBSemily ThanNnKkk YooUu 🦝

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@HPBSmark Why thank ❕

[FRAN!! 🇵🇸 //ONLINE SHOP OPEN @franchescovacc]

🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

[Stealth @Stealth40k]

Nintendo Halloween Icons are coming to Switch Online starting on October 28th.

https://t.co/x46dKmezx8

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@HPBSmark ❕🧨 T H E N K 🧨 ❕

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Everyone, meet Porysprout-Z. I made him out of polymer clay. Isn’t he fabulous? 🥹

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@HPBSemily Thank! I love him 🥹

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@HPBSmark

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@HPBSmikey Thank!