Hannah

[Hannah @HPetterson]

Me to my husband: “have you seen the sixth sense?”
Husband: “yeah, but I forget what happens.”

YOU DONT FORGET WHAT HAPPENS AT THE END OF THE SIXTH SENSE

[Hannah @HPetterson]

Back after a 7 year hiatus. Do people really call this thing X????

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@MadisonVoss getting back on Twitter creeping on you laughing at every single repost and wondering why tf I ever stopped scrolling on this app

[SpecialKimtamine™ 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸🇮🇹🚩 @LorazeKim]

When people give me directions and say ‘you can’t miss it’— Buddy you have no fucking idea of what I’m capable of

[sharonnn @sharonknya]

Today is the kind of day where you finish work and thank God you don’t have children, cos there’s just no way

[Hannah @HPetterson]

Honestly Katie Maloney calling another girl “spooky” is the coolest and most impactful diss I’ve heard all year

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@MadisonVoss @eineenn @ang_kass Season 1 and 2 stassi is everything

[Hannah @HPetterson]

Florence Pugh’s voice is what I sound like in my dreams

[Hannah @HPetterson]

Can we all aspire for the energy of coolness that Lenny Kravitz puts out in this universe

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@MadisonVoss 😂😂😂

[Hannah @HPetterson]

The loss I will feel when I finish the Sopranos is something I’m not ready for

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@MadisonVoss This is why we love Rhonda

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@MadisonVoss No bc he looks the exact same

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@MadisonVoss Never skip the intro

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@MadisonVoss WOKE UP THIS MAWNINNNNNN

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@Madi_McClure He deserves to see this

[Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti]

It's really something to watch anti-abortion women tweet today as if this isn't the same ideology that would happily ban them from having a bank account

[Hannah @HPetterson]

@eineenn The f @MadisonVoss

[Nikki Glaser @NikkiGlaser]

Tonight’s Oscars proved that Hollywood is alive and well, still doing what it does best: protecting and celebrating disgusting behavior! 🎥🎉