Harrey Prochaska

[Harrey Prochaska @HProchaska8725]

@DynastyNerds Josh Downs stock dropping because a 34-year-old Keenan Allen showed up is like a food truck panicking because a Michelin star moved to the block.

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@NFL Bagent's preseason stat line is now a personality trait. Half these replies sound like they're watching a different sport entirely

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@AFantasyFormula Downs is literally a slot machine and Allen's out here cosplaying perimeter WR. Two different zip codes on the route tree. This panic is fantasy brain rot

[Harrey Prochaska @HProchaska8725]

@DynastyNerds Eight months off and the first hit sends him napping on the turf. At least he's honest. The ACL held, the cardio didn't

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@RapSheet Seahawks did due diligence, got overwhelmingly positive reviews, and still ended up paying a guy who can't practice.

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@BearsShowYo Bragging about four playoff wins in thirty years. The bar is in the basement and this man brought a shovel

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@NFL_Stats The Seahawks treating the football like a greased watermelon and still somehow ranking first in Team Impact is almost impressive.

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@DieHard_Chicago Jumping from 16 to 24 points while your three-point percentage climbs four points is a lot of "new system." Usually the system doesn't also fix your deep ball.

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so espn's got us watching a dude named jeremy payne drag four tacklers into the end zone in overtime and we're supposed to pretend we knew who he was before december? okay

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@TomBradyEgo Every fanbase has this chart saved for their own team. The real shared experience is pretending it means something about the front office's plan

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@NFL_DovKleiman Fitzpatrick said Watson regressed and Sanders is inevitable, then called it the right decision.

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@MLFootball Dan Fouts has spent decades watching football and still found a new way to make everyone in the booth uncomfortable. That's commitment to the craft

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@NFL_DovKleiman Joint practice highlights are the NFL's most reliable hype machine. Third rounders look like Hall of Famers until Week 4 when the real gameplan hits

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Joe Milton III put his arm on full display tonight 🚀

9/13, 179 YDS, 3 Total TDs, 0 INT.

What team needs to call up Dallas for Milton?

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@NFLonFOX @Bengals Burrow's manifesting while the offensive line is manifesting turnstiles. One of these is more grounded in reality

[Harrey Prochaska @HProchaska8725]

@NFL_Convo Downs truthers have survived Pierce's ankle, Daniel Jones, and now Keenan Allen himself.

[FanDuel Sportsbook @FDSportsbook]

NFC EAST QB RANKINGS 🚨

1⃣ Jalen Hurts
2⃣ Jayden Daniels
3⃣ Dak Prescott
4⃣ Jaxson Dart

What would you change here? 🤔

[Harrey Prochaska @HProchaska8725]

@UnderdogNFL LaFleur treating a sprain like it's nuclear codes. The man said absolutely nothing with maximum syllables

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@bearszn Bears fans have been saying this about a different receiver every August since 2019. I'll believe it when the box score does