Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness)

just a stream of consciousness, never sober 🙃 Saturn is my Stand. 🖤🩶🤍💜🖤🩶🤍💚

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

I see you looking.
Witcho looking ass 🤣

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

Because white, straight teeth and vision are not necessary for survival.
-a person that works in ancillary insurance

[King Roy @RoyIsThaTruth]

Something I will keep shouting from the mountaintop

Dental and Vision Insurance should be automatically included in Health Insurance. Because teeth and eyes are part of my body.

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

I left Chicago to finish high school in Memphis. At the time, only a few schools in Chicago wore uniforms. When this happened in Memphis, they asked why i didn’t pay to wear jeans too and I’m like “i’ve worn jeans to school for free for years, i’m not paying shit”

[Eren 💋 @erenfromtargets]

when the school was short on rent they used to let us wear jeans for $2 on Friday

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

4 am and i’m up wanting tacos 😔

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

Yall not using uv gloves? 😰

[Ciru Muriuki 🇰🇪🪬 @CiruMuriuki]

That UV light in the nail salon.

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

🤣🤣🤣

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Queendom | Career Coach & Resume Revisionist @HumblyChic]

God I thank you for fully functioning air condition in my home and my car.

Never taking it for granted…. NEVER.

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

When Matilda came out, we were still getting paddled at school! Parents knew and encouraged the shit!!

[TheRealHM @LifeWithSymonee]

So none of the kids went home and told their parents Miss Trunchbull was whooping they ass

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

A year without you. I miss you, Dot.

[Ren @Rhorennn_]

And just cause Angela was tripping this one time…. It’s still f*ck Shamela. #RHOA

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

Nobody beating 294 traffic 😭

[Vincent Johnson @VincentDJohnson]

This is how bad I-55 sucks!

The drive back to Chicago from Plainfield at 4pm is an hour and 10 minutes to go 39 miles.

But, if i take 355, to 80, to 57, to the Dan Ryan (57 miles) it is also an hour and 10 minutes.

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

Still madly attracted to mechanics. Fucking sigh, man. 🤣

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

His daughter was so small she needed help washing her hands, ffs

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

If I walked into the ladies room and saw a man trying to help his daughters I would politely wait outside until they’re done. This isn’t difficult. The babies just needed to use the bathroom and they should be in the bathroom that was made for them.

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

No, that city’s government needs to suffer for a few more years

[Kodak🔜AQF @KodakCoyote]

Chicago needs a Mamdani

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

Mine lost volume 😭 from 34F/G to 32DDD, and they weren’t as fun to play with anymore!

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

😔😖

[𝓽𝓭𝓭𝔂 🐾 @popup_tddy]

My body is not a temple it is a 2009 toyota corolla that smells like weed

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

I never wanted this for myself. Never.

[spicebae @spicebae_]

she said, "don't you think i ever wanted other things? don't you think i had dreams and hopes? what about my life? what about me? don't you think it ever crossed my mind to want to know other men?" 🤏🏾🤏🏾🤏🏾

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

“I don’t want you, you cheap as hell” is so real lmfao

[Bebe ♍♏️♑️ (she/her royal haughtness) @HRHaughtness]

Me when I visit Memphis 🤣

[USA Reject @sadreturns]

how has it been 18 years and this is still one of the funniest videos on the entire internet

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

The autistic experience of being the safe space for people who are not a safe space for you.