HRL Mets

2021 HRL champions. Mets wiffleball. #LFGM

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The HRL Mets officially welcome Jag(r Soto) to the the Mets family. It’s a GREAT day to be an @HRLMets fan today! @HRL_Jagr @HRLTwinCities #LFGM

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@Jeff_Mans @EliteFantasyHQ @SiriusXMFantasy Mad respect Jeff for your doing this.

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@HRLTwinCities @HRL_Jagr We couldn’t be more excited about bringing such a quality dude and HRL ambassador to our championship squad. Welcome to the @HRLMets @HRL_Jagr. Big things ahead!!!

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The @HRLMets have announced the signing of Jagr for the 2025 season!

Updated player pic provided by JC.

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@michaelgodell @HRLTwinCities @HRL_Jagr I believe this clip confirms that @HRL_Jagr is indeed quicker than at least 85% of the @hrltctwins (in)active roster. @HRLTwinCities

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@HRLMets win 2 vs historic great peeps of HRL @hrltctwins. G1 13-5. G2, 1-0. Hats off & congrats to @ThunderHRL for tossing a no-no in G2, the 4th no-hitter of his career. (props to Gnarwall for his first 2 career HRL HRs, and the Senior Patch awarded to @tacobrah) @HRLTwinCities

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@HRLMets split w/@HRLRubberDucks.
G1: Mets down 3-0 early, battle back to tie at 3 in the 5th. JC hits 2R walk-off 💣 in B6. 5-3 Mets.

G2 belonged to Stache. 2 dongs, and 5-5 off Taco. Dealt on the bump as well. 7-1 Ducks. (PSA for future Duck opps…don’t hit it to Sarge.)

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@HRLMets split with @hrlAmericans. Lulu trouble with strikes early, but HRs by Dip & Knooty dooms Taco and the Mets early 3-0 lead. ‘Mericans win 6-3.

G2 = pitchers duel. Knooty v JC… Mets prevail 1-0. JC tosses 2-hit SHO, for his 100th career win. (btw…he’s really f*#%g old).

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An exciting HRL Mets season comes to an abrupt end tonight. Congrats to the @HRLChihuahuas on a great season and a 2-game sweep tonight. Good luck to a bunch of good guys the rest of the way. Long live @HRLTwinCities and #LFGM in 2024.
@tacobrah for 2023 Hopkins MVP— no-brainer.

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@HRLChihuahuas. Please someone impose tacos in his hands

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Scott will be in attendance. It was difficult to get the Stockholm syndrome to set in with such a short time, but he's on board. Must not have liked being used in every celly.

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📝 @ThunderHRL

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Mets take on the @HRLGrasshoppers at Valley, despite air quality conditions that could be harmful to old people (JC)…

G1: Taco
G2: Thunderson

JC
🌮 2023 MVP 🌮
Thunderson
CharWall
Dox

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Mets take 2 from @HRLBluesOx (who IMO are some of the greatest guys HRL will ever know)

Quite a performance from Taco: 7-9 in G1: 3 HR, 12 RBI.

Shit G2 tho, 1 HR…oh wait, he went 10 for 10.
Taco: 17-19, 17 RBIs

Char 2 dongs & W in G2

Taco: still handsome, and JC wrote this.

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Everyone’s favorite HRL team heads to Central tonight to play plastic baseball vs @HRLBluesOx.

In:
JC
Taco
Charwall
Blacksox

Out:
Thunderson
Dox

Joyous times will be shared by all in the heat.

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Mets sweep!

The @HRLRumblePonies are kewl. It was windy. Taco is good and handsome and also writing this.

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Mets take on the @HRLRumblePonies and the heat tonight at Harley.

JC
Taco (SP1)
Thunderson (SP2?)
Char (SP2?)

PSA: Bring lots of water

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Thunderson @ThunderHRL @HRLChihuahuas

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@HRLTwinCities @BowlShakopee The Mets fittin-a poach a couple of thems cowboys before free agency rolls up...

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Mets take 2 in the swamps of Eagan @BabycakesHrl @HrlMarlins

G1: @tacobrah out duels @zeustis01 2-1 final. @ThunderHRL hits 2 solo
💣s, 2nd beaks 1-1 tie in top 6.

G2: JC sludges through 6 IP with a barky elbow. 9-5 final. More dongs for Thunder and 🌮. Pedro sneaky stuff.