Harold Waltermeyer

Designer, photograper, illustrator • enjoyer of old music and retro games • Packers Brewers Bucks Wild Wolves • left of center pro 1A pro 2A anti-MAGA

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@VivaldiVril One good slap, sure, but Grampa didn’t have any quit in him.

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@BowTiedCrow Jobs numbers are bogus because companies are “adding jobs” by listing them but never filling them. Those of us that have jobs are just getting by; the ones looking are fucked

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@Idontgive2u Here’s my take—If your towel is “dirty” after you dry your freshly bathed body with it, you’re doing something wrong.

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@MutiToki @Idontgive2u You don’t clean your intimate parts in the shower?

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@Growsmann @BartWinklerShow LOL yes you do there’s a fucking toll stop right there with “WELCOME TO INDIANA” all over it.

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@Jhon42964332 The person merging is supposed to yield.

In this case they are especially dumb, since there’s a zillion car lengths of open road behind them that they could have easily slowed into.

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@crycartband Shirley Temple’s Pussy would like a word.

Fortunately they switched to “Stone Temple Pilots” which is slightly less awful

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@Nintendochamp12 @HocDolliday Everyone drives a gigantic pickup truck, so headlights are either highbeam or death ray.

Pickup trucks are so pervasive that the drive-thrus and ATMs around Menomonie and Eau Claire are almost all raised up about 2 feet and you can barely use them in a normal car.

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@CBarrett47 @MagnificoIX I think I saw Planet Killing Ramrods open for Agnostic Front at CBGB back in ‘84

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@HelmetAddict The same as if the Minnesota Vikings moved to Hudson, Wisconsin

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@BartWinklerShow Kenosha should've tried harder

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@zarandillo Trust Fund Kid mentality

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@maenadea People talk about hipsters through the lens of Hipsterdom having entered public consciousness around ‘08. By then “Hipsters” were already mainstream. I have literally no idea what the true hipsters were listening to in the early 00’s, and neither do these people

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@GarrettPetersen Disabled Pike. They acted like there was almost no way to talk to him other than yes or no questions because all he could do was make his chair beep.

Meanwhile, Hector Ding Ding Salamanca’s nurses managed to solve this three centuries early with a aid of a simple alphabet chart.

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@TheUnaButters He also did the classic “I’m going to rent a car and go see New York, Disneyworld, the Grand Canyon and Hollywood. Is 4 days enough? 5 maybe?”

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@TheUnaButters A friend of my college roommate was a kid from Germany he got to know as a foreign exchange student. When he came to visit he would constantly complain about how shitty and watery American beer was; but the first thing he would do every single morning was crack open a Miller Lite

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@nedstcnnis Owen always gave me brother-in-law vibes. Before the prequels I had assumed Beru was Anakin’s sister

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@PYeerk If none of this matters then why does the outfit even matter? Cosplay?

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@arvofart Mumford’s sons are all grown up