You

Professional bottler

[Ciaran Durham @ciarandurham]

Louder

[You @HRessa7]

AND THE CROWD GOES MILD

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

The Arsenal fans reaction to losing the Champions League on penalties 🔴

[Joe @totnumjoe]

🚨BREAKING: Max Dowman is now the youngest gimp to ever lose the UCL final!

[Emily’s Football Tips @EmilyTaylorTips]

OH MY WORD!

WAS MAC ALLISTER JUST BOOKED?! 🟨

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Xabi Alonso has accepted to become Chelsea next manager, HERE WE GO! 🔵🔜

The agreement is set to be completed.

#CFC prepare official announcement for the upcoming days, but Xabi said YES. 💣

[You @HRessa7]

Liam Rosenior

[You @HRessa7]

Fuck the nerdy little dork, no way a player of his stature should be twerking for other clubs but how can you blame him. Club is a shambles and the man making comments about him doesn’t have a leg to stand on. He deserves better, much like the fans.

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Chelsea vice-captain Enzo Fernandez has been dropped for games against Port Vale and Manchester City.

Fernandez has made comments in recent weeks which appeared to cast doubt on his future at the club.

Liam Rosenior: "As a football club, with me as part of that process, we’ve made a decision. He won’t be available for tomorrow’s game and he won’t be available for Manchester City next Sunday. I think for Enzo, it’s disappointing to speak in that way.

"What I will say about Enzo is in terms of him as a character, as a person, I’ve got no bad words to say about him, but I think a line was crossed in terms of our culture and what we want to build. So we had to make a sanction."

🆓 https://t.co/EvMe0oyysM

[You @HRessa7]

If what I’ve seen about Eghbali is right he needs to go will just be the same for the next manager

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Chelsea and Enzo Maresca agree to part company with immediate effect. It’s OVER.

Official statement to follow but all done after tension growing last 24/48h.

Chelsea will now start working on new manager appointment. 🔵🔜

[You @HRessa7]

YAMAL STINKER AND HOOKED

[You @HRessa7]

Enough to make a grown man cry

[Premier League @premierleague]

“You want me to cry?”

We asked some familiar faces to welcome Eden Hazard to the Premier League Hall of Fame…

[You @HRessa7]

Just remembered we signed Garnacho and Buonannote because the board had faith in in our CB’s

[You @HRessa7]

Absolute world beaters in a few positions and then complete dross in others always letting us down.

[E @Ellis_]

Chelsea need to move both Chalobah and Tosin on asap.

Embarrassing defending.

[You @HRessa7]

Send Cole to Bayern for rehab

[You @HRessa7]

Are we actually being serious

[Nes 🎨 @feydemon]

My balls when she starts taking her sock off

[You @HRessa7]

My destiny

[cakebatterchlo @cakebatterchlo0]

✨🌿

[I. @Iifeofisaiah]

Seeing her run errands in this fit. Jangling here obscenely busy set of keys in one hand, shopping/handbag resting in her elbow crease, and iced coffee in the other hand. I love you.

[You @HRessa7]

Stupid wanker

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Our immigration system needs to be fair.

That’s why we are introducing digital ID — if you don’t have it, you can’t work here.

[You @HRessa7]

Happens when owners phase out proper Chels

[Pys @CFCPys]

🚨 Maresca calls on home fan support :

“This is the first of three consecutive home games, so your support is going to be very important for us as we try to build some momentum in the league and the Champions League. We have a strong record at Stamford Bridge but we will need you to help us to take the three points against a tough opponent tomorrow” (@ChelseaFC)