Heather Waugh | Aspiring Author ✍️

Long-time writer trying to re-discover the craft after a 10 year sabbatical thanks to career/marriage/kids/needy dogs/Chiefs dynasty building.

[Heather Waugh | Aspiring Author ✍️ @HS_Writing]

The smell of smoke permeates the walls, floors, and ceiling of the farmhouse. Compared to my old life in Louisiana, February in Oklahoma feels too cold to open the old windows and air the house out. Which means we must live with the smoke. #1stLinePit #WIP #A #P #WF @CMe

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Unless I’m working in an ER, or working as a paramedic, or working as a firefighter, there’s no reason I should be expected to “thrive in a fast-paced, high-pressure environment.” Just fix the terrible management and stop running your office like a circus.

[Heather Waugh | Aspiring Author ✍️ @HS_Writing]

@lexiosborne @newheightshow I was second hand so excited for you!

[Daily Chiefs @Daily_Chiefs_]

Nearly every penalty statistic from the last 9 years suggests the Chiefs have been officiated harsher than any other team…

Here’s another example. 🤦🏽‍♂️

Apparently Jawaan Taylor magically learned how to line up correctly the second he started playing for another team again. 🤔

[Saulzy15 @Saulzy15]

Triple holding, impressive! But hey the #Chiefs get all the calls😂

[Farzin Vousoughian @Farzin21]

Chris Jones getting held clear as day on back-to-back plays on the final drive... but please, keep telling me how the refs rig games for the Chiefs 🤣💀

[El Karma Es Un Gato❤️‍🔥 @KarmaIsACat_5]

La gente feliz no le gustó TTPD y la gente triste no le gustó TLOAS. Menos mal que mi estabilidad emocional es un caos y yo puedo disfrutar de los dos.

[Heather Waugh | Aspiring Author ✍️ @HS_Writing]

My girl

[the fate of aniyah ❤️‍🔥0️⃣ @i_hateithereee]

She is funny asf 😭

[kris❤️‍🔥 @perfectlyfine89]

Refs when it comes to Kelce being held every 2 seconds

[Mitch Holthus @mitchholthus]

The Raiders “piped in” noise is hilarious and annoying -amazing how few can sound like so like so many. 🤔

[Heather Waugh | Aspiring Author ✍️ @HS_Writing]

And then we are supposed to spend our days in Teams meetings and performing xlookups in Excel 😖😖😖

[Laura W. @BumpstockBarbie]

How can you NOT believe in God when octopuses dream and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little skin pocket and cows have best friends and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through dancing and they have regional dialects?

Cats are purring at frequencies associated with bone healing? Forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing flowers? Dolphins literally invent names for themselves and yell them across the ocean? Penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the perfect rock to give their partner?

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD. I NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE OF THIS.

Goats have accents. Rats laugh when you tickle them. Elephants mourn their dead. Whales make songs and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new song.

Monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place they have never been.

Sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an ocean that they have never seen, disappear into it for like 3 decades and then somehow come back to the same beach they hatched on.

Birds can see colors that we humans can’t see. There are colors out there right now that we don’t even get to know about.

There are sea slugs that eat algae and use the chloroplast/chlorophyll and then are just like…photosynthesizing. And they’re super adorable.

There are mushrooms communicating underground. There are seeds sitting in the dirt for decades like “no actually I will wait. It’s fine.”

Squirrels plant trees because they forget where they put their snacks. Relatable.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG THAT IT CREATES ITSELF AND DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC GOO AND REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND THEN LEAVES. WHY IS THIS NOT MORE BEAUTIFULLY TERRIFYING TO PEOPLE??

And you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a huge tree? It just has a blueprint inside itself?

Your body started as ONE CELL.

ONE.

And that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on electricity without you even asking it to?

The iron in our blood was made inside a star??

We are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of fire and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?

We’re supposed to act like this is all just a random, accidental sequence of events?

[ASF @chiefs7813_2]

Most catches by a player against the Raiders in NFL history: Travis Kelce

Most yards by a player against the Raiders in NFL history: Travis Kelce

He needs 1 TD to get the record for most touchdowns against the Raiders in NFL history.

[Heather Waugh | Aspiring Author ✍️ @HS_Writing]

💯

[Keaton @kjonesy1587]

Killa Trav’s words

[Keaton @kjonesy1587]

Killa Trav’s words

[julia @juumelo_]

gods plan for me does not involve Excel at all

[Patrick Brennan @paintingcorner]

In terms of performance for a 37 year old receiver to start a season, Travis Kelce is off to the best start in recorded history and it is not remotely close.

[Josh Chavis @JoshChavis65]

Rough day for the “Travis Kelce is washed” crowd.

[Jesse Newell @jessenewell]

Because I saw the fake Travis Kelce beer gut AI practice video about 10 times this weekend … here is what Travis Kelce looks like at Chiefs camp this morning.

[Daily Chiefs @Daily_Chiefs_]

“The Chiefs have been cheating for years and the NFL helps them..”

Normal Dude: “Really?”

“Yep, and the refs have been favoring them for years!”

Normal Dude: “Ok, so I can look into how many penalties are called against them, and how many are called against their opponents”

“They actually already track that, it’s called Penalty Differential”

Normal Dude: “And how much better are the Chiefs in that stat than the rest of the league?”

“Well they are actually the 2nd worst in the league in the last 7 years…”

Normal Dude: “Oh…. Ok”

“But it’s not about how many penalties, it’s about when the penalties are called”

Normal Dude: “ok, like to extend a drive? Does anyone track those penalties?

“Yes they do.”

Normal Dude: “And how far ahead are the Chiefs in that one?”

“Well they are actually ranked 22nd in the NFL during the Dynasty’s run..”

Normal Dude: “Hmm…”

“But forget that, the penalties have directly led to their Super Bowl wins!”

Normal Dude: “Okay, do they track Penalty differential for those SB teams as well?”

“They sure do!”

Normal Dude: “And how do the Chiefs differential compare to other SB winners?”

“Well from 2017-2024, they were the only SB winner with a Negative penalty differential…”

Normal Dude: “So out of 8 SB winners they were the only team to win it with a negative differential once?

“Actually they had a negative differential for all 3 SB wins..”

Normal Dude: “Hmm…”

“But it’s more about the penalties that happen, but never get called”

Normal Dude: “Ok…. And where do the Chiefs rank in that statistic?”

“No one actually tracks it, because it’s too subjective… but I’ve seen a lot of trolls and haters post clips on X.”

Normal Dude: “Sure… (stifles a laugh) that sounds real! 😂”