HealthyScratches

Healthy Scratches Podcast!

We just shoot the shit without any real fact checking

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@NicoleFCarr @KFCBarstool ruthkanda awards?

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@barstoolsports The thing getting lost here is that this kid rewatched this video, prolly 30 times before posting. And he thought, no joke, ���nailed it”. 🙄

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Isles lose 10 in a row! @FrankieBorrelli

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@finnafin Nah this is indoors, no wind, soft place to fall. Couldn’t be under the direction of Brian Kelly, this is far too responsible.

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@Philup_BooDro @bykevinclark He killed a kid. Got away with it. Just made 95 million dollars. But I’m the terrible person? What would you prefer, we just forget it happened and cover up an unjust death at the hands of Brian Kelly?
That didn’t go how you thought it would, did it?

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@Ken_Campbell27 What you've just said is one of the most idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point, were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

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@stoolpresidente Oh. And suck it @FrankieBorrelli

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@stoolpresidente Did the lightning kill the islanders?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

27 years of this has killed @FrankieBorrelli

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@spittinchiclets BREAKING: during his suspension, Brendan Lemiuex has signed on to cameo as a piranha plant in the new Mario movie.

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@JToday_ @LSUfootball Phenomenal point.

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With Brian Kelly’s new contract. He is now making $95 million per kid he has killed. If he kills another kid between now and 2032. This number is cut in half. Wild stuff man. #GeauxTigers #NotreDameFootball @LSUfootball

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@JToday_ Bc cute?

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For reference, Ray Lewis earned $95 million in his career, and he killed 2 people. On average, Brian Kelly makes 200% more per person killed. Wow. @BarstoolChief @EddieBarstool @PFTCommenter @Billyhottakes @BarstoolBigCat @BWalkerSEC

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@LargeBarstool Oh you’re fucked now @iHeartRadio

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@LargeBarstool wtf is this??

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@spittinchiclets 🐀🐀🐀

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I thought OHIO fans would handle getting destroyed with class and dignity. I was wrong. Whole lotta “about time” bullshit. That’s what’s wrong with this rivalry. Michigan Men are never satisfied. We just kicked their ass and I already can’t wait to kick their ass next year