Hamish Serpell

Veteran syntho cricketer

[Hamish Serpell @HSerpell]

Crashed my girlfriends car yesterday. Was shit scared about telling her dad (also my boss) about it. I thought he took it pretty well. Rock up to work this morning and he tells me I’ll be digging a 50ft trench in 37c heat all day. Fair to say I miss read that. #sweaty #getmeabeer

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@crackajack13_ Must be nice being at a bar now cracka

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@CjJonesyy Counting down the seconds

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@48907Day Surveying bud.

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@slipperyjohnstn Driven to church on Sundays

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Uber drivers hate nothing more than doing a u turn

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@dylnhpkns Soundcloud ftw!!!

[Hamish Serpell @HSerpell]

Death, taxes and ripping the arse out of your shorts when you’re wearing questionable underwear.

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So many demons nuffy’s out and about this morning dressed like they’re running out on Optus stadium tonight

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@slipperyjohnstn Shutter island

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If you’ve ever asked me to say hi to someone for you just know there has never been a time when I’ve actually done that

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@Punta29 @7AFL False. Walsh won’t have a season that comes close to parish’s 2021

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@gmoneybigshlong Yes chick grouse show

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People that rinse out iced coffee or chocolate milk bottles to use as a water bottle have no standards

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Another day, another morning telling my mac to remind me tomorrow...

[Hamish Serpell @HSerpell]

@slipperyjohnstn Hope 19’s got your back chad. GPS distances 💪

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@pfcroagh Robelinda2

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@K1NGWDARMO Probably doesn’t help you’re looking at the servo. Try a $2 shop son

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@slipperyjohnstn Yes

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Bad day to be a prawn 🍤

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@youcapalot @jimbeerjames Ah what mate