jordan

[Whemïmor @hy_wemmy]

This era is called reciprocate. I can’t give you….what you’re not giving me.

[AURAGOALX @AURAG0ALX]

A sign of someone with low emotional intelligence is that they need to always be right. Their ego cannot handle being wrong, even when it's obvious.

[RIȘCH MDS @mdstee_]

the situation be so 🤏🏾
But the principal be 🫲🏽 🫱🏽

[〽️onty @itsmontyj]

I love honest mfs even if you hurt my feelings, I’ll always fuck with you for keeping it real.

[mir 𖦹⊹ ࣪ ﹏﹏𓂁﹏⊹ ࣪ @itsonlymir]

Why is it called scissoring and not lip syncing?

[gen ⍤ @genmnz]

idc if we just started talking 2 minutes ago i better be the only girl you’re talking to 😒

[jordan @HSetzke]

@bvbyskitty @liliana43137436 @kristennlarosaa @cheyharvey

[j :* @bvbyskitty]

4 buzzballs , 5 tequila shots, & 3 buchanan shots later

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

One thing about me and my friends, we will nick name you!!!! There go glasses 😂😂

[ً @sajzxa]

my biggest toxic trait is i know how to love but i don't know how to believe i'm loved

[lex @intensify]

me as a bf

[𝙳𝚘𝚗 𝙿𝚊𝚋𝚕𝚘 @sometimeshomo]

Gimme 2 buzzballs imma open my legs, Gimme 3 buzzballs imma commit assault and battery.

[gen ⍤ @genmnz]

yea life’s hard but at least i don’t have a baby with my ex 😂😂😂😂

[gill @contactabrother]

give me a pair of goggles and a gold four loko and i’ll find the submarine that everyone’s talking about

[solé @layxsnv]

If i text you this just know you lost me bitch