Eminen

Serial procrastinator. Proud #GirlDad. Friend of Bill W. since 6-4-10. #BlackLivesMatter

[Eminen @HShorlls]

@chipfranklin “I like people who werent captured.”

[Auschwitz-Birkenau Memorial Foundation @ABMFusa]

May 10, 1929 | Rita King, a Polish Jew, was born in Krasnik.
In November 1944, she was deported to #Auschwitz.
Her parents & siblings were murdered in Belzec. Rita survived Auschwitz.
Today is her 92nd birthday. Please join us in wishing her a wonderful day.

[Eminen @HShorlls]

@LACoSheriff You cant be trusted to try this case period. You are reason #537890 why the defund the police movement is supported by so many.

[Don Winslow @donwinslow]

Let's not be so hard on Caribbean Cruz.

He needed a vacation.

Serial treason is exhausting.

[Eminen @HShorlls]

@TruckerDash @TheDailyShow @tedcruz Yep, definitely very punchable.

[Eminen @HShorlls]

Cognitive dissonance level: 1000

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Hypocrites. Complete and utter hypocrites.

And don't forget @MayorAdler who took a private jet with eight people to Cabo and WHILE IN CABO recorded a video telling Austinites to "stay home if you can...this is not the time to relax."

[Eminen @HShorlls]

@tedcruz @MayorAdler Cognitive dissonance level: 1000

[Eminen @HShorlls]

Ted: “...so if you can stay home dont risk going out on the ice.”
Also Ted: ✈️Cancun

He lives by different rules than all of us.

[Ted Cruz @tedcruz]

Please be careful and stay safe.

[Eminen @HShorlls]

@PissedPatriot76 @DorianZavala3 @gehrig38 @JoseCanseco Good point about the win being a less meaningful stat. Kershaws a full run per game less than Schilling though. Advanced stats show that Kershaw is significantly superior as well.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

@tedcruz Haha get fucked fascist. Go encourage a white supremacist insurrection again you fucking clown.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

He seems like a very happy old man looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. So nice to see!

[Eminen @HShorlls]

@RudyGiuliani @WhiteHouse Hey Rudy, GFY!

[@JohnFeal2 @johnfeal2]

Friends - In 75 hours we will have an administration that remembers to put the toilet seat down.

[Eminen @HShorlls]

@Reuters Translation: this snowflake was having a pitty party about everyone turning on him and needed to go see something he “accomplished” to feel better about himself.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

After these FBI arrests, just think of all the basements that moms will be able to redecorate.

[Jim Roberts @nycjim]

*Larry Brock, the Texas man seen with zip-tie handcuffs on the Senate floor, makes 1st court appearance after his arrest.
*He provided financial documents to secure a public defender.
*So U.S. taxpayers will fund his defense for attacking the U.S.

https://t.co/Csq8G50eFh

[Art Young @outpostart]

We've had about 3-inches of snow in Austin, TX and (predictably) many citizens have lost their minds. Here is some sage wisdom for southerners who might think of driving today.

[Eminen @HShorlls]

“In a moment of TREASON following the Jan. 6 rally....”
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