Harrison Skopes

LA based Standup Comic/Actor/Writer

[Harrison Skopes @HSkopes]

Can't believe I'm seeing @PaulMcCartney tonight with my dad, who used to sing me songs from Magical Mystery tour until I fell asleep 😄☮❤️

[Harrison Skopes @HSkopes]

I’m not letting any of my friends get away with the Tylenol excuse. Y’all were destined to be this way

[Funni @Funni216]

Imagine missing out on Halo because your parents put you on layaway.

[Hulk Hogan @HulkHogan]

Me and all my friends at the 10pm Ninga Turtle movie brother HH

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Sweet dreams @AdamSandler

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

big dog, who art in heaven

[໊ @user0000O0]

i’m like a werewolf except i turn into my father

[André @AndreSegers]

reunited at last for real😭

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

"It's called soccer now."

[Zac Mabry @ZacMabry]

Your outie financed a cheesy gordita crunch.

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

sometimes i thank god i open the youtube comment section

[h @harry_jrh]

viewed someone’s story 10 seconds after it was posted

[Nemanja Magic @Ope__O]

He has the opportunity to do the funniest thing.

[hannah @knifeinme]

i hope this email fucks your outie at the ortbo

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

This is what Pete Buttigieg was doing as Secretary of Transportation, apparently.

[pia 🍂 @reaptides]

severance has squeezed my brain dry i have nothing more to contribute i lie awake thinking about the days til the next episode monday tuesday severance eve severance day i nod at takes i agree with shake my head at ones i don’t i exist solely to watch the show and nothing more

[pxt @paulxt]

[sorrowfully] my wife

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

Covid wasn’t 2 years ago, it was 5 years ago