Hassan Bin Laden

[A dwarf h!tler @MotStereo__]

Class ilikua imefungwa, lakini night shift in honor of uganga will fit you. Now lemme take you through a bit.
Numero uno, Sifuna ni project yetu yaani sisi watu na ndio maana unaona tukijiita Sifuna sisi sote.
Numero mbwekse, Sifuna hajatoka from nowhere, apana. His actions, consistency and work ndo imemueka hapo. Ile kazi amefanya senate nadhani Omtata peke yake ndo anamatch hizo viatu.
Numero utat, na hii ndio ya muhimu zaidi, mahali Sifuna ametoka is not an important question. Swali unafaa kutuuliza ni anaenda wapi, na hapo ntakupea jibu kwamba anaelekea state house.
Geukia bwana yako hapo kando kabla alale umwambie WANTAM na jina usiulize, niliskia akijiita Sifuna.

[Yoko @Kibet_bull]

This was Sifuna in 2015 demanding Uhuru Kenyatta and Ruto to fulfill the promise of giving grade one kids laptops instead of attacking Raila Odinga.

Consistency my guys

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Kiborek behind bars.

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

Good morning good people.

Mimi Ndio Sifuna.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Ahhh. I see you remember the 4th Commandment well. "Remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy." Do you also remember the 7th and 10th Commandments? Know what else you can do to keep the Sabbath day holy? Not defiling children. Happy Sabbath.

[$haco 🤡 @OracleStones]

"sugar daddy no sex" mf that's called biological father

[The Farmercist @CalebKaruga]

You see the way your DM is empty, nobody is hitting on you? 🥹
Good. The goal is to always ensure sure that your farm is kept weed-free.

Weeds “of all types” compete for nutrients, water & sunlight with the main crops.
PS: Correlation does not imply causation…🤭
#UkulimaSioUshamba

[Chauhan @PlatypusX9]

Tail cameras on aircraft are the best addition to in-flight entertainment for avgeek passengers.

🎥PegasusA4

[BILL  @Bill_Valar]

Haha hii stori nimeisha bana😂😂😂
He was accused for reducing Goat's heat with his cousin.
He later came and punished the mzee he was accusing them💀☠️

[Maureen in Magadi @Very_Maureen]

I did it again. Gathered all my broken pieces, turned the pain into purpose, and channelled every bit of it into a new joint.
Because sometimes rebuilding yourself looks less like healing and more like creating something extraordinary out of what tried to break you.
Bent, but never broken.

[The Standard Digital @StandardKenya]

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[James @MrJamesKe]

Your children will inherit the consequences of the political decisions you defend today!

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

LINDA MWANANCHI MOVEMENT 🔥

[Carmen @vertigoconverso]

showing up again and again

[Joel Jiranï @Kemboi67]

The only agreed opposition presidential candidate is Edwin Sifuna, hata Kalonzo anajua hii, anajifanya tu hajui.

Ni mslow kama Kasongo tu.

[I may have @QuincyWandera]

Ladies and gentleman, I bring to you “Panic”

[💚 @_Wanjru]

I dropped out in 3rd year, went into mad depression, I started selling clothes in gikomba, I started hawking chicken huku and when I was ready I went back to school and started a whole new degree from scratch.
I am in the graduation list guysssss🥺🥺
I have cried all morning.

[Mandy P.S. @Brown_Ajah]

I would drop my phone, it would pop into three pieces, and I would put it back together and it still worked.

[CPA Wachira Joseph @WashiraX]

In the real world,

If I owe you Sh 200,000 and you owe me Sh 100,000, we can simply agree that I pay you the difference of Sh 100,000 and the debt is settled. Isn't it?

Now, imagine I tell you I cannot pay you your 200k until you first pay me my 100k.
That you must go and find the money, pay me, then I will look for 200k and pay you.

How insane is that?

That is exactly what KRA did to Easton Petroleum Ltd.

Over several months, Easton had accumulated an outstanding VAT liability of about 12 million.

In subsequent months, however, it accumulated valid VAT credits of 19 million from its purchases.

Meaning, even after settling the 12 million liability, KRA would still owe Easton about 7 million.

As Easton was busy praying for its fuel to cross safely through the Strait of Hormuz, KRA was busy hatching a plan to drown its business.

When the plan was finalized, KRA swung into action.

KRA sent Easton demands to pay the 12 million. When Easton explained that KRA was holding 19 million in valid VAT credits, KRA got tired and froze their bank accounts.

Next morning, Mr. Yakub, Easton director tried to send money from the company's accounts. Pesa haiendi. He tried to deposit money, pesa inaingia. He Wondered what witchcraft had entered bahali yake.

He called his bank manager to report the witchcraft, only to be told that KRA had frozen the accounts and ordered the money in them transferred to KRA.

Easton was officially stuck. It could not pay suppliers, transporters, employees or anyone.

Then the accountant came up with a plan.

- We owe KRA 12 million. But KRA owes us 19 million. Let us formally apply to have the 12 million deducted from our VAT credits. That way, the debt is settled and KRA will still owe us 7 million. The Tax Procedures Act provides for this.

Director said perfect.

Haraka haraka, they sent the application to Times Tower.

When KRA saw the request, KRA ran mad and instantly rejected the request.

Its argument was that excess input VAT should be carried forward to subsequent tax periods, not used to offset past tax debts.

Easton got tired, ran to Court and argued that.

KRA had violated their legal right to have their tax debts deducted from their overpaid taxes.

The tax tribunal agreed KRA had acted illegally and unreasonably.

It held that where a taxpayer has sufficient available tax credits to cover an admitted tax liability and formally requests a set off, KRA must fairly and reasonably consider that request before resorting to enforcement.

The Tribunal then ordered KRA to:

- Set off the KSh 12 million liability against the available 19m credit.
- Unconditionally unfreeze Easton bank accounts

Case closed.

Lesson.

- If KRA is holding valid tax credits belonging to you, you have a legal right to apply to use those credits to settle your outstanding tax liabilities.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Makes sense, because, frankly, with you still roaming around freely, no one's daughter is safe Mogotio Epstein. You especially have a history with your bosses daughters don't you peadophile?