HumpoTheSplodge

Social distancing since 2001

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@ThaiBill2 @_5I50_ We are both good thanks, he's going deaf and I'm going blind, middle age is such fun 😂😂

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@_5I50_ Twat😂

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@NotSoMadGraham2 @_5I50_ Thats why they're better than dogs

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@_5I50_ What if they're complete bellends?

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@_5I50_ Lies, garibaldi is

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@_5I50_ Might switch it up to the 28th, keep you on your toes

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@_5I50_ Insta is for selfies
Twitter is not that

Happy New Year

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@TheShaft13 Pretty much, not sure what to do now either

The truth is out there
#Belive

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@_5I50_ whatcha typhoid Mary😁

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@_5I50_ Never leave the house?? Its the only way to be sure.

But seriously feel better, invest in a new immune system and burn some sage just incase

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@_5I50_ Take some vitamin D for the love of Freya and chicken soup

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@TheShaft13 No more work

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@_5I50_ Not even im that stupid

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@_5I50_ Happy Birthday!!! Are you even allowed cake anymore?

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@_5I50_ Im sure i will

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@_5I50_ I live on a council estate, so that's a surefire way to get my car robbed

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@_5I50_ Currently in the box with a crowbar trying to remove him😮‍💨he's gone a bit agoraphobic since 'vid