Steve Anderson

Dad, software executive, amateur horologist, artist, car lover, poker player, ...

[Steve Anderson @HSteveAnderson]

@typocatCAv2 … including many times that were obviously meant to be DMs not tweets/truths.

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@MoMohler I once got price checked in a dollar store and it seemed surreal…. I said “Isn’t it… a DOLLAR?”

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@dieworkwear Especially ironic considering Rolex is majority owned by a non-profit charity…

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@MikeBales Here are a few, some are deep cuts:

“She had the body of Venus - with arms!” (AC/DC)

“I’ve been rich and I’ve been poor - rich is better, totally better!” (Van Halen)

“If you are what you eat, then I’m dead meat!” (Timbuk3)

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@newstart_2024 Money doesn’t change people, it magnifies who they already are:

Good: Cuban, Buffett, …

Bad: Elon, Trump, (most in trump’s cabinet), …

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@VinnysCorner1 Joe Nuxhall

[Eric Alper 🎧 @ThatEricAlper]

Nintendo was founded in 1889 making playing cards. Coca-Cola was founded in 1892. Dracula was published in 1897 and was set in the same time. You could have a Dracula adaptation where Dracula drinks a Coke and plays Nintendo and it would be historically accurate.

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@wilson_dunham_f One my first memories living in Singapore is eggs on pallets and end caps out in the open at the grocery store and beef jerky in the cooler 😂

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@VictoriaSask LOL. He has lots of fancy cars. He’s a well known car collector

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@MrPitbull07 It’s a nut not a screw

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@Antunes1 Why would a hearing with the AG talk about the stock market?

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@ThrillaRilla369 No they don’t owe you. If your change due was $1.57, then your purchase was $x.43. So they correctly rounded this up to $x.45.

If your purchase was $x.42, they would have rounded down to $x.40 and given you $1.60 change.

That’s the math.

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Of course it’s a billionaire buddy and a likely bribe driving Trump’s latest wacky tantrum… I had no idea the USA let private billionaires own bridges that are international borders connected to our federal interstate system (I-75?)

[Matina Stevis-Gridneff @MatinaStevis]

SCOOP: Detroit Billionaire Owner of Ambassador Bridge Lobbied Administration, Met With Howard Lutnick Monday, Hours Before Trump Lambasted New Detroit-Michigan Gordie Howe Bridge w/ @tylerpager #cdnpoli

https://t.co/A1JpN7GgU0

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@Rainmaker1973 Well known in Rattlesnake country… cut the head off and you now have 2 snakes, one much shorter and angrier.

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@theamelia__ Spring bar. Holds a watch strap/bracelet to the watch case or buckle

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@theamelia__ I remember the metal ones…

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@braves2430 Skeletor

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@jake_theviking These are already requirements of existing law or law enforcement standards which this administration has ignored. Why TF would you naive people think “proposing” would matter to these fascists?

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LOL.

Looking at the list of authoritarian countries led by Trump, featuring Putin and Netanyahu on the “Bored of Peace”.. name fits.

[Dispropaganda @Dispropoganda]

Nothing says "board of peace" like having two founding members not show up to the signing ceremony because they would be arrested at the airport for war crimes.