Herman Straussberger

Wasn’t involved in the inventions of Bluetooth, stethoscopes or the femidom. Have over 200 connections on LinkedIn. Came close to drowning in a canal once.

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@ColeenRoo How many times has he cheated on you?

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@talkSPORT Bruno Fernandes

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@LCMYungKING Fuck mine please sir

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@_DeclanRice @HKane You are embarrassingly far away from international level

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@talkSPORT Rice is embarrassingly far away from being international level

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@NeilMellor33 Lovely cushioned head

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@PaulMalyon @BenKentish @jessicaelgot All those dancing nurses really looked like they were working hard

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@RussInCheshire Absolutely ridiculous take. I have a serious interest in all of those things and couldn’t be a stronger advocate for Brexit, and proudly voted for it. Typical of the remainers sneering condescension to label people like me ‘low interest’

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@Gerald32107542 @fesshole Nobody needed to know this, Gerald.

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@LCMYungKING Where’s your only fans content sir ?

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@KurtisHunt14 @JonnyJMW90 @ladbible Guarantee you have no idea where cramlington is

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@GaryLineker Promoting recreational drug use isn’t good when you have young people following your account Gary #disappointed #saynotoacid

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@waveatdave40 @OllieHolt22 How did the original problems resurface? They didn’t at all you plant pot

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@Ali1988 @HotspurRelaled Racist

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@ReadTai @scrowder What do you need help with ?

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@RobbieSavage8 You talk a load of waffle Robbie

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@TheFreds I usually go for cocaine

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@Robin_Askwith I hate to be the one to break this to you but that’s not Ronnie O’Sullivan on your screen

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@LCMYungKING Can we get some new content on only fans please sir ?

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@kate1305 @talkSPORT You’re the reason birds shouldn’t be allowed to pretend to like football