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Posts are satirical. Not to be taken as fact or advice. No legal liability assumed.

[Tom Dante @Trader_Dante]

Traders make one mistake, then compound it in frustration: oversized bets, overtrading, revenge trading, you name it.

One bad decision doesn’t need more to keep it company. If you get a flat tyre, you don’t slash the other three like a cunt.

Cheers.

[:c @htf]

@FactoryAI when will Kimi K3 be out?

[:c @htf]

@Mamfiettv Now ill buy a copy for all my friends thanks for making me aware. W flexus

[Watch King @watchking69]

Here’s a trick nobody shares

Struggling to grow in the gym? Specific body parts?

My shoulders for example, huge. But they only started growing when I stopped using dumbbells and replaced it for 500mg testosterone weekly

[:c @htf]

Lmfao uk is cooked

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

When you are a white guy who gets hurt in the World Cup but there is a female cop. 😭

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Referees after seeing Egypt had a chance to beat Argentina

[Dr. Clown, PhD @DrClownPhD]

When you are a white guy in the UK trying to protect your daughter but there is a female cop.

[:c @htf]

@DeItaone Ofc u made billions rugging it lmao

[:c @htf]

@TapeSurfApp When is it gonna be deployed to live ? 👀

[:c @htf]

@Privatejetman Isnt that white rari your rari?

[:c @htf]

@EnoReyes Missions were great when it was token-based, but now you can’t run a mission without reaching the a 5-hour usage limits and having it switch to another droid core model or waiting.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Remember, it's illegal to use your phone while driving. Instead, use the giant iPad built into the car and flip through 50 settings to use navigation or turn ac on.

[Rockstar Games @RockstarGames]

Pre-orders for Grand Theft Auto VI will officially begin on June 25 on digital storefronts and at other select retailers.

Check out the official cover art, also available as downloadable artwork at https://t.co/XPwC8URCQ4

[alexei @alexeixbt]

doctor: "you're eating wrong"
parents: "you're living wrong"
girlfriend: "you're wrong"

porsche salesman: excellent choice sir

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

Whenever Trump see the stock market going down

[Bb @bitbitcrypto]

know this. and forget politics for a second. The day Trump leaves office, your trading will improve dramatically, in crypto, energy, commodities, equities, in anything.

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Trump: I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran. I’m attacking Iran. I’m not attacking Iran.

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