How To Lose A Guy

How To Lose A Guy In 10 Seconds.

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Growl like #hannahb from #TheBachlor

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Slather your body in garlic butter. #garlicbutter #sensual #relationshipgoals

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Pull up the footage from the hidden cameras you installed in his apartment and ask him to explain what the HELL he was doing in the bathroom for so long earlier #isitanotherwoman #areyoucheating #alwayswatching

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Tell him you’re expecting at least 3 dozen roses tomorrow. It’s not asking too much. #ValentinesDay2019 #ValentinesSurvivalTips

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Give him a list of all of the things he should appreciate more about you for his valentines gift. You’re so thoughtful! #ValentinesDay #bemyvalentine #bestgirlfriendever

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Next time he does something that makes you mad, slap a wax strip on his body from chest to thigh. He’ll know better next time. #hairysituation #nomisbehaving

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Tell all females that so much as look his way that you met him on https://t.co/A42g3ELG44. #wefoundloveinahopelessplace

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Invite him over for massage night. Have all the works ready: massage table, soothing music, lavender spray, oils heated up. When he arrives, jump on the table and let him know the 120 min timer starts now. You’re so lucky to have your own personal masseuse! #massagetherapy

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Let him know how uncomfortable you are with the fact that he has other women in his life. Including his mother. #onewomanman #thatsbasicallycheating #monogamy

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Always set your alarm at least 37 minutes before his so you have plenty of time to make coffee, drive to his house, break in & and stand over his bed with a fresh cup of coffee #youresothoughtful #coffeetime #coffeelovers

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Tell him you want to try something new in bed. Then stick your tongue in his nostril. #sensual #kinky #hotcouplealert #sexualchemistry

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Cross out his name on his credit card and write yours. See! Now you have a joint account! #couplegoals #coupleswhosavetogether #smartspending #lifehack

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Tell him how much he reminds you of #TedBundy #twins #soulmates #bffs #sameperson

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Cut all of your hair off and overnight ship it to his office so all of his coworkers can see how dedicated you are to him. #truelove #dedication #everyoneisjealous

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Surprise him on his birthday by wrapping the last 6 months of your unopened birth control packs. #sweetnothings #selfless #perfectgirl

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Tell him you'd like to go to pre-sexual intercourse counseling to ensure you're both ready. #howtoloseaguy

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Ask him to help you write your application for #TheBachelor. You want to keep your options open. #howtoloseaguy

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Snatch his iPhone out of his hands and scream "LOOK AT ME BITCH" every time you feel neglected. #howtoloseaguy

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Tell him you want to pay for dinner tonight. Bring your childhood piggy bank and spend 2+ hrs counting out pennies needed to cover the bill.

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The first time you meet his brother, ask him if you've ever hooked up before. He looks really familiar. #howtoloseaguy