Pull up the footage from the hidden cameras you installed in his apartment and ask him to explain what the HELL he was doing in the bathroom for so long earlier #isitanotherwoman#areyoucheating#alwayswatching
Next time he does something that makes you mad, slap a wax strip on his body from chest to thigh. He’ll know better next time. #hairysituation#nomisbehaving
Invite him over for massage night. Have all the works ready: massage table, soothing music, lavender spray, oils heated up. When he arrives, jump on the table and let him know the 120 min timer starts now. You’re so lucky to have your own personal masseuse! #massagetherapy
Always set your alarm at least 37 minutes before his so you have plenty of time to make coffee, drive to his house, break in & and stand over his bed with a fresh cup of coffee #youresothoughtful#coffeetime#coffeelovers
Cut all of your hair off and overnight ship it to his office so all of his coworkers can see how dedicated you are to him. #truelove#dedication#everyoneisjealous