Colin Johnson

Just your everyday, average gay-nerd. My pronoun is "IT". Yes, I bite people's faces off.

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@Murk441 Special Olympics Basketball.

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@Slavicblondes Try what? Modeling your body behind a neutral background? Perhaps. But I think I'd go with greenscreen.

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@MysterySolvents The Witless Waffles. It's a sport with lots of cones.

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@iqrafatma1278 Peas porridge hot. Peas porridge cold. Peas porridge in the pot, nine days old.

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@Jassmini2 I'll take "IT" for $400, Alex.

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@itsstillkieran They're just jealous of your popularity and svelt good looks. Pay them no heed.

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@Liza137823 What's a church?

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@Kinza1278 If aliens exist . . . WHY HAVN'T THEY RETUREND MY CALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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@beautiberds It's Nicola Tesla. Hardly difficult to identify. People drive cars around named after him. He has a bazillion patents in the US patent office.

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@aroog1278 Slate. Tastes like chalk. Made in a concrete mixer.

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@SarahWorkx I'd call it a chastity thong. Very tight. Gives steel wedgies.

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@Navythunder808 rrrriiight. Betchyou a $100000 they'd as soon beat you up if they knew you were using them in a gay line-up.

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@KhanSaba1278 Use them in somthing where you won't notice them. Like a casserole of some kind. Chicken casserole for instance.

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@Kristinartz Constance.

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@theonlyseanford No. The BOOK is always better. Turn yourself into a book and you'll have my attention.

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@Miruciiii And if he calls you pookie-muffin he wants to spoon.

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@Neil37166348 The question is, though, which one is the evil twin? I'm voting on black shirt.

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@MattStryker16 I'd like to wash him. And then myself. And then my perverted brain for thinking of this. Can't be too clean.

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@itsstillkieran (((HUGS))) Get some rest. Take lots of drugs. Watch a bunch of TV. Vent on twitter.

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@Navythunder808 Long Duck Dong from Sixteen Candles. Go 80's!