JAMES ANTHONY

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Messi logic 🐐

[Jo @MavsStan41]

How 90% of NBA fans looking at Wemby right now knowing we don’t have to watch those terrorists in the finals

[ᵂᴵᴸᴸ @BiasedHouston]

Me any time the 2018 Western Conference Finals is mentioned

[autist @litteralyme0]

Yeah I am definetely NOT getting Hantavirus

[Shoulda Never Been a Houston Sports Fan @AstrosShoulda]

Current list of worthless things found in Houston

The Astros Bullpen
Dorrian Finna-Miss
Alpern Sengun
Yainer Diaz
Amen’s shooting
Reed Sheppard
Ime Udoka
Dana Brown
Jae’Sean Tate
Rafael Stone
The Astros Starters
Brice Matthews
Lina Hidalgo
Beyonce Momma’s Gumbo
Tari Eason
Joe Espada
Kevin Durant dribbling or passing
Jeremy Peña
City storm sewers
Joel Osteen when it floods
CJ Stroud
Greg Abbott
Texans OL

Anything I missed?
Added by request

John whitmire
Ted Cruz

[stabs @taStabss]

“Just win a playoff game”

Justin Herbert’s POV against Will Anderson on 4th and 19:

[Football Performances @NFLPerformances]

Davis Mills 27/45, 292 YDS, 2 TDs, 1 INT vs Jaguars Week 10, 2025.

[buckets @badbuckets_]

jose altuve’s multi home run game, quality start+ from LMJ, carlos correa elite defense. welcome to 2017!

[Space City Sports @LiveSCS]

POV: it’s October 2022

[NFL @NFL]

The @HoustonTexans' top 10 plays from 2025 🤘

[MLFootball @MLFootball]

THIS PLAY CHANGED THE ENTIRE #NFL SEASON…

If this call went in the #Rams way… they likely would have won the Super Bowl instead of the #Seahawks.

🤯🤯🤯

This was one of the most controversial calls of the entire season & completely changed everything.https://t.co/3sJQJVqozo

[big ounce @_bigounce]

I’m so sorry guys. Y’all balled out and did nothing wrong. We’ll never forget the 2026 Texans defense.

[Houston Astros @astros]

🚨 GIVEAWAY 🚨

RT to win this Tatsuya Imai City Connect jersey with Kanji lettering!

Winner will be picked at 5pm CST.

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Me sneaking away from opening presents to see my opponent start Bill:

[Houston Texans @HoustonTexans]

War… war never changes.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

The old helmet on Tom Brady's mantle looking at him after seeing Philip Rivers come out of retirement at 44

[TORO 🐃 @TexansTORO1]

game over.