Michael Myers

Husband. Father. Veteran. Texan. Houstonian. Offshore Cowboy. Libertarian.

[Dana Loesch @DLoesch]

You could allow more US production instead of releasing our emergency reserves but that would make too much sense.

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

@SlimChonson I’m a fan.

[greg swindell @GregSwindell]

Sad to tweet, that a long time friend, teammate, husband father grandfather and one hell of a pitcher Doug Jones has passed from complications from COVID.
RIP JONSEY. Please keep the family in your prayers.

[MLB @MLB]

Your UNANIMOUS AL MVP autographed some baseballs. Now we're giving them away to you.

RT for a chance to win!

(MLB x @ftx_app)

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

@HeyyRB

[Libertarian Party of Texas @LPTexas]

It doesn't matter if you don't like Kyle Rittenhouse, or if you think he made a bad decision in going to Kenosha, or if you think he is smug, or even a white supremacist.

He was charged with murder, and at the end of the day #SelfDefenseIsNotMurder

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

Big win for self defense.

[Sean Salisbury @SeanUnfiltered]

Justin Verlander will make the All-Star team in 2022 and be Comeback Player of the Year! Yeah, I said it! #ForTheH @astros @JustinVerlander

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

@HoUcards

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

@SlimChonson He never said that… that was just everyone’s assumption.

He also lives in Arizona.

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

@Bodybuildingcom @Painadian At least I rack my weights!

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

@SlimChonson It was Kingspade doing KMK songs… in the studio at warehouse live. DJ was just someone with a MacBook. Mics had cords. Just awful.

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

First Concert: Fall Jam 99 was the first concert I paid for.
Last: Aaron Watson
Best: Metallica
Worst: Kottonmouth Kings in 2019
Loudest: Slipknot
Most Surprising: Cody Johnson
Seen Most: Insane Clown Posse
Next: Parker McCollum
Wish I Could Have Seen: Michael Jackson

[Slim @SlimChonson]

First Concert: Aerosmith
Last: Korn
Best: Nine Inch Nails
Worst: Slayer
Loudest: Helmet
Most Surprising: Staind
Seen Most: Insane Clown Posse
Next: Rammstein
Wish I Could Have Seen: Pantera

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

Anyone want to tell them gasoline is a by product? We don’t drill for gasoline.

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[Tony Adams @adams_at]

Kevin Cash? OK. Let’s do this anyway. Retweet this tweet to be entered to win this signed Dusty Baker baseball card from 2021 Topps Archives. I’ll draw a winner at 8am tomorrow (11/17/2021).

[No need to follow me, I don’t need the pressure of more followers.]

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

@SlimChonson

[Michael Myers @HTownTeamsGuru]

@SlimChonson Shut my ass? I feel that would eventually become very problematic.