Wolf Dick (aka HHH)

Passive aggressive parody. Not affiliated with WWE. Fetish bodybuilding aficionado.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Fuckin' A Mayweather has a big pecker. In other news, I need a righteous facial before I check out of the Bellagio.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Fuckin' A man. Deadman couldn't have just flown up to Nashville last week to tell us the bad news face to face. He's gotta do the big show.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

I'm laying the bone to you with my eyes and hating every moment of it. Check out my righteous new corporate picture: http://t.co/bnwtToPh

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Steph just sent an encrypted email via http://t.co/RG8exG0Q with a pic of her muff. Fuckin' A man, I wish my wife and marriage was a hoax.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Who the fuck is Manti T'eo and who did he ever beat? Fuckin' A, man...

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Fuckin' A man, Vince's eyebrow just fell on the table. Look at that shit. Freakin' looks like a giant caterpillar. Tsk. I need a mani-pedi…

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

I come home from a long few days on the road to my wife wanting to act out her "personal trainer fantasy" again. Can't a man just sauna? FML

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

When I was on top drawing some righteous cabbage, the boys weren't snapping pics of their junk and giggling about sharing it with each other

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

At the spa getting my eyebrows done and my wife wants me to be kinky with "FaceTime." Ignoring incoming FaceTime request button gimmick.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Just realized I need to wax less now that I'm retired. Fuckin' righteous...

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

In an corporate accounting meeting, tax printouts giving me some harsh paper cuts. In need of some righteous Burt's Bees…. Fuckin' A, man.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Great. My Guess jeans don't fit me like they used to. FML…

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Hummer is running on empty. Again. Fuckin' A this car is the drizzling shits.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Just hit a speed bump with the Hummer and 3 Gymnastic Fantastic Dora the Explorers started singing. I am SO over shopping.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Hummer gassed up and I am back on the road to get some shopping in, then a righteous waxing and stone massage at the spa.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Pulling into the Gulf station, Hummer out of gas.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

This Travolta-Olivia Newton John Christmas deal is fuckin' righteous, maaan. Cranking it up while stuck in traffic on Arch Street.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Fuckin' A, man.. Everything on my wife's Christmas Wish List is either lingerie or from the Hustler Store or involves my cock in a gimmick.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

The stress from the last few days on TV is causing my skin to break out. I need a righteous facial like now. Fuckin' A, man.

[Wolf Dick (aka HHH) @HUGEWOLFDICK]

Vince is freaking out about Obama sending Drones or some gimmick after him. Canceling my 3pm pedi for a freakin' succession meeting. FML.