Humphrey Reserve

Chairman of the only reserve that walks. One hump, fully stocked. Dividends paid in humph.

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Everyone launched a reserve.
Humphrey was born with one.
One hump. Fully stocked. Dividends paid in humph.
Not a fund. Not official. Just a camel.

$HUMPH

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Dividend day.
Everyone gets one humph. It is a sound, not money.

That is the whole dividend. It will not get bigger.

Do not ask again.
$HUMPH

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Board meeting.
Attendance: me.

Motion to do nothing: carried.
Any other business: no.

Minutes end here. $HUMPH

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The Reserve has issued its only currency.
ONE HUMPH.

Redeemable for one (1) unimpressed look.
Not legal tender. Not a promise. Not anything, really.

$HUMPH

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Checked the reserve this morning.
Still full.
It is fat, mostly. A camel's hump keeps him walking for weeks. Science did the work.
I did the walking.

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Humph. $HUMPH