Paul Neck 𖤐

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

“Could you vibe check the sunchoke tacos for me?”

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

I have decided that there is nothing wrong with me and I will no longer take my meds

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

There’s only four pages left in the mad at my boyfriend journal I started in 2018.

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

@GoodReddit Goals

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

Profounity

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

@ceazus You have a booger in the fourth one

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

I’ll be three drinks in and become LIVID at Casey for skipping a song I wanted to listened to

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

I just had sushi with Casey for the first time and he said the Saba was “too fishy” 🙄

Now accepting applications
Must be 6’3” and just as sensitive

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

LIANA DOESNT LIKE BEING TOUCHED

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

I understand that the most ungothly thing about me is my love for Christmas season and I’m comfortable with that

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

@zenzenith Petition denied. It is Christmas now

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

Every day pilot episode Eleanor Waldorf tells me “put some product in your hair the ends are dry”

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

what does it mean when she sends a decapitation video with the caption “us”

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

I’m a Arkansas 50

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

@zenzenith Okay “Zen”

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

Casey stopped watching stranger things because everything wasn’t actually upside down down in the upside down

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

@gnomeszs I have!

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

@zenzenith Take this down

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

The worst part of starting a new job is pretending I’m nice for the first few days. It pains me

[Paul Neck 𖤐 @HURRYHURRRY]

Hello I have glued my pinky nail back on twice tonight, they only serve light beer, and my ex is here