Undead Army

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I'm going to be at he @hollywoodundead show in Philly tonight. Anyone else?

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Who wants to write my next tweet?

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Go bruins!!!

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A good fart or a good nose pick, which is more satisfying?

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Currently the only one in the bar. reading @AmandaBynes tweets & looking at her pics. #lovinglife #baronamonday

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Ok. My first #tbt - sperm.

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Let's got rangers!

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Anyone want to win nascar tickets?

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Pre-noon airport drinking! Raise it up! #bubbles #travelersaregroce

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“@bobbyfavoretto: Limp bizkit show in asbury! #yeayuh” honestly jealous.

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Anyone else on the toilet right now? #livetweet

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“@husoldier420: Drunk again. What else.” Lookin to score. I know, I should say no but it's kinda hard when she's ready to go. I may be dumb

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What's on everyone's drink or grill menu this weekend?

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About seven up broccoli girls good kids that Disney Mcgirl

Yelling Hollywood undead lyrics at Siri and posting what she thinks I said.

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Get out there for record store day #rsd kids!

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Who is Anna Kendrick's and why am I just falling in love? Is she an actress or singer? Help me tweeps!

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I miss train wreck-Kesha.

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Do girls take "what an asshole" as a complement?

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What a pussy!

#hopeyoutookitasacomplement

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It's that time again. Who wants to write my next tweet. #tweetersblock