H. Von Cookies

Secret cheerful meaniepants

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@NanaCanada333 @midnightriderV2 @elonmusk @MarkJCarney My reading comprehension is fine. You can tell by how I'm not yammering about my personal internet provider and my neighbour's Bell service.

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@jpsottawa @sassmyassafrass @midnightriderV2 @elonmusk @MarkJCarney Jim, they've already demonstrated in Ukraine that Starlink is inconsistent with sovereign decision-making. It's a great product for commercial/home use, but they've made it poison for governments.

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@albert_con63816 @brianlilley You mean THE universe? Nope, still not the government.

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@VivianBercovici @carney It was clearly a French translation. And there's always an English version as well. Imagine going off for paragraphs because you lack basic common sense.

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@kennethdavid @brianlilley The government does not control the CRTC. They're not reversing "themselves".

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@albert_con63816 @brianlilley The CRTC isn't the government you numpty.

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@stphnmaher @TomTSEC I’m not concerned about individuals, but there is a lobby I wish I understood. The proliferation of Halal meat is unsettling to me because in some common situations it is no longer an option. It’s painted as benign, as inclusive. But it excludes too, and forces participation.

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@localpodcaster @StevenRBrockma2 @clahanna No reporter deserves abuse, and Claire does a really good job. Only 2 of the tweets she featured in the image attacked her in a gendered way. We have to be careful about what we id as unfair treatment because she's a woman in sports. Most of those were equal opportunity idiots.

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@hmholistic1 @MarkJCarney Sorry you take your safety and security for granted. Sorry you don't understand why Ukraine's fight is the free world's fight. Sorry don't understand how soft power benefits our country. Oh and sorry you got caught cheating on your taxes.

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@RM2074125449497 @l_stone They did.

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@HeadSpaceSpace1 @ToonTownDano @BarbaraRKay Look around somewhere other than your warped timeline. It's not reality, and neither is mine.

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@BarbaraRKay You conservative cranks would be a hoot if you weren't so fucking ridiculous. Take a nap and leave it to the normal right leaning people in this country.

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@Elect_Elliott @MarkJCarney No, you're projecting your own ghoulish self-interest on the Prime Minister and others. Nobody is even parsing your nonsense, but do keep digging.

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@Elect_Elliott @MarkJCarney Hey everybody! Vote for Derek! He does funerals, weddings, bar mitzvahs and small town massacres.

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@Elect_Elliott @MarkJCarney I’m sure the shattered town of Tumbler Ridge is desperate to hear your ramblings about state coercion (!) right now. You’ve really got your finger on the pulse of this moment, Derek. Keep up the terrible work, and quit while you’re behind.

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@billiejoe_gluck @MarkJCarney Thanks, Billie. Those are some critically important thoughts on the back of a Canadian tragedy. Keep up the good, vital work of being a pointless shit on the internet.

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@Elect_Elliott @MarkJCarney You’re all fucking ghouls. This moment is not about your libertarian aspirations. Goddamn what is WRONG with people.

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@avrilchuk6 @MarkJCarney You’re not mourning, you’re splattering your incoherent partisan feces on a shattering event in this country. It’s not the time – something every decent person knows. If you can’t manage basic decency here, at least go do something useful to the moment on Poilievre’s timeline.

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@avrilchuk6 @MarkJCarney You ignorant ghouls take the cake. Can you not give it a rest for day, for this day? RCMP have said the weapons used were not confiscated previously, and health care is a provincial responsibility. Go bark at the moon at Eby’s house.

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@Elect_Elliott @MarkJCarney You needed a period instead of that first comma, then hit post. Nobody’s going to elect you, Derek, so you can stop campaigning on the back of a tragedy.