the cricket on my shoulder

keeping it real

[daisy “dan goose” tackett @fatstevebuscemi]

preparing for my period of mourning

[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

They are lowering US flags to half-mast for a week, but if the government really wants to pay tribute to Dolly, they should fund education, the arts, and medical research instead of trying to eradicate them.

[Mads @europemaxxed]

i believe tim curry is having a good time in the afterlife

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

I can't not share this.

[Undead Media VHS @undeadmedia_]

My friend said its "Gay 9/11" in a group chat to which my other friend responded with this image.

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

@mac9sb @woofknight I found a use for Ai... You win, universe.

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

@DC_Elixe @_celia_bedelia_ They were never a "he", you fool.

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

I'm ready to commit to #Dollymaxxing like a religion.

[mia ! @ucanthandlemiax]

dolly parton maxxing by being the nicest person you’ll ever meet with the biggest juiciest rack

[Fremony 🌟🍒 @fremonymain]

Ngl if you’re Gen Z and you have all this information at your fingertips and you still vote for trump you are a fucking idiot

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

Damnit, @jk_rowling !

[kev @AwestruckVox]

he definitely got a dark wizard in his cabinet redirecting the grim reaper to other 80 year old celebrities wtf

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

@unMaskedRogue Seriously considering why my life choices didn't lead to being an employee of Dollywood.

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

@cmetogethr Seriously, when you're a bunch of kids watching this in a living room on VHS, you're belting out all three parts, same as Hard Knock Life.

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

@thrillersbabe Just one more, please...

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@PinkNews He's the first to go back because he's probably sending his kids to expensive private schools that were easier to pay for before Rowling decided to go on a decade-long transgender hate spree.

[Zizzle @zizzlearts]

🕊️🕊️

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

@Aynshtaynn Nope, not enough. They're still living in houses built by Harry Potter money that's still coming in, despite her unnecessary harassment of the transgender community. Probably less so these days because of it. More likely they'll take up the roles again out of desperation.

[habitual line-stepper @alaskastardust]

Director: hey guys did you finish the sequence introducing the pollution monster?

Animators and Tim Curry: sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked

Director: what

[oscar @_onthewayjay]

Rupert Grint could have spent the rest of his career doing bit parts in M Night Shyamalan movies but instead he decides to work with Johnny Depp then go crawling back to Harry Potter. Disappointing

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

The most important double feature

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

If collective psychic powers do exist, this would be the perfect time for them to manifest.

[ChaCha Wigs Fulfillment Center @JahnZilch]

everyone concentrate on a third eighty year old right now

[the cricket on my shoulder @HWComplaints]

@repdragons13 None of them have given all their residuals away. @ThatKevinSmith gave away the residuals for Dogma when Weinstein was finally busted.

Ya gotta get rid of the blood money or it'll make you sick.