helen zeng

product @ descript.

bluesky:

[helen zeng @hwz]

@jeremiahjw @descript We're working on it! We launched an MCP a few months ago https://t.co/bZ9rY7kMzT

[helen zeng @hwz]

I’ve never had the urge to subway surf but I do want to root around in the tunnels. And I bet that tells you something about the kind of teen I was

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The Villanova Knicks’ guys friendship was built in a lab to be a honeypot for sports-agnostic girlfriends

[Chair @_chair]

relatable

[helen zeng @hwz]

do the sf girlies know you can just be Asian and hot without pretending to be an abg

[helen zeng @hwz]

@nazzobetweeting Hmm you need to check your filters at the very least

[helen zeng @hwz]

@worm_emoji Was it Nan Xiang Express? Because they got me too

[helen zeng @hwz]

@CartoonsHateHer I scrolled through the replies and disagreed so much with the top replies that I needed to get in on this! So for your consideration: Jimmy Butler, Steph Curry, Josh Hart, Carlos Alcaraz.

[helen zeng @hwz]

@BodySpec hey girlie your MCP server is down and we cant auth

[helen zeng @hwz]

when a supervillain tries to look relatable

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Got this promo for a 60 Minutes story coming out on Sunday and this might be one of the most evil men alive.

[helen zeng @hwz]

@zzdoublezz we need details

[helen zeng @hwz]

@sadgirls420 @MarkovMagnifico But of course, that’s not how anyone calculates transit usage. A more conventional measure is the % of commuters who use public transit (and not just cherry-picking subways). That was 20% for San Francisco even in 2021

[helen zeng @hwz]

@sadgirls420 @MarkovMagnifico You wouldn’t have guessed those numbers because they’re simply not true. Average weekday BART ridership in 2023 is 160,000, so even if you were doing the most bad faith calculation possible like this person is trying to do, it would still be 2%.

[cancela lansbury @gossipbabies]

Indie Brat gays coming out against Big Brat post the Kamalification of the Brat economy

[helen zeng @hwz]

dear media please stop trying to explain brat you’re ruining it!!

[helen zeng @hwz]

the dog has started to act like we’re rivals for my boyfriend’s attention and it’s embarrassing for both of us

he’s not worth all that but also i refuse to lose to this literal bitch??

[helen zeng @hwz]

torn between my desire to become a historic MUNI streetcar driver and my crippling fear of driving anything larger than a sedan

[helen zeng @hwz]

like babe you and the whole far right think sf sucks. it’s not that hot of a take

[helen zeng @hwz]

tell me why the only “ny vs sf” tweets I actually ever see are by ny transplants with something to prove