Hannah

[Team Visma | Lease a Bike @vismaleaseabike]

🇮🇹 #GirodItalia

Wout van Aert.

That's it.

[What's on Netflix @whatonnetflix]

IT'S STRANGER THINGS DAY!!!

Expect season 5 news later today....

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Tax his land, Tax his bed,

Tax the table, At which he's fed.

Tax his tractor, Tax his mule,

Teach him taxes are the rule.

Tax his work, Tax his pay,

He works for peanuts anyway!

Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat.

Tax his ties, Tax his shirt, Tax his work, Tax his dirt.

Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think.

Tax his cigars, Tax his beers, If he cries Tax his tears.

Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find any way To tax his ass!

Tax him all he has, then let him know

That you won't be done Till he has no dough.

When he screams and when he hollers;

Then tax him more, take all his dollars

Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave,

Tax the sod in Which he's laid...

Put these words Upon his tomb:

‘Taxes drove me to my doom...'

When he's gone, Do not relax,

It's time to apply Inheritance Tax!

#BudgetDay

[amy from wisconsin @amyy_claire]

too poor for ozempic but too undisciplined for strict diet and exercise. is there a secret third option

[Dean Abbott @DeanAbbott]

Guys are in my mentions complaining that a woman with an eight week old infant wouldn't take time away from the baby to make sure he has a hot dinner on the table when he comes home.

This is the point I am making : You, as father, should want that mother to spend as much time as possible bonding with that baby or caring for herself.

Putting your desire for a hot meal above these two shows a kind of whacked out thinking that has twisted your priorities.

You are a grown man, you don't need her to make you dinner, especially in this situation.

If you are old enough to make a baby, you're old enough to make a sandwich.

[Stranger News @StrangerNews11]

First Trailer. Next Month. #StrangerThings

[Tarrant @la_tarrant]

Oasis’s tour manager bout to have the toughest job in the world:

[Growing Curiosity @growing_curio]

@gunsnrosesgirl3 Everyone should know this signal. Please share.

The universal hand signal for “help me” was created by the Canadian Women’s Foundation to help people in distress, especially those experiencing domestic violence, to discreetly ask for help.

[Hannah @HWinchester92]

@lucasaganronald I adore both - Tadej is flamboyant and fun and Jonas is measured and calculated. I can honestly say I love watching both and I don’t care who wins - just over appreciating the rivalry of the two greatest 👏🏻

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

Fuck off with your stupid attach-liddy things.

Look at the industrial levels of waste involved in green bullshit projects; car batteries, wind farm concrete, PPE dumping. Piss right off

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Her partner answered her call
https://t.co/rR3yTm070l

[Verstappen News @verstappenews]

WE GOT THE VIDEO OF MAX GIVING THE MIDDLE FINGER TO THAT FERRARI FAN 😭😭

https://t.co/SUYOpknBcP

[Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1]

“And it’s lights out-”

Max Verstappen:

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

Evolution of Rock Music

[Lou Mach @LouLouMach]

So you’re that skint you have to sell your old stuff to buy new stuff and the HMRC wants to tax you on the sale of something you’ve already paid tax on that you will be selling for less than you paid?

Surely taxing millionaires would be more profitable than Sharon’s used tops?

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

JUST IN: Evacuation warning has been issued in certain areas along the Pacific Coast Highway in California as the state continues to get rocked by massive waves.

The massive waves are caused by multiple storms throughout the Pacific.

Surfers are taking advantage, some traveling a mile off the coast to offshore oil rigs to surf massive waves.

This is insane.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

A new ocean is forming in Africa along a 35-mile crack that opened up in Ethiopia in 2005. The crack, which has been expanding ever since, is a result of three tectonic plates pulling away from each other.

It’s thought that Africa’s new ocean will take at least 5 million to 10 million years to form, but the Afar region’s fortuitous location at the boundaries of the Nubian, Somali and Arabian plates makes it a unique laboratory to study elaborate tectonic processes.

There are still some big unknowns, including what is causing the continent to rift apart. Some think that a massive plume of superheated rocks rising from the mantle beneath East Africa could be driving the region’s continental rift.

Each plate boundary in the Afar region is spreading at different speeds, but the combined forces of these separating plates is creating what’s known as a mid-ocean ridge system, where eventually a new ocean will form.

The three plates are separating at different speeds. The Arabian plate is moving away from Africa at a rate of about 1 inch per year, while the two African plates are separating even slower, between half an inch to 0.2 inches per year.

[📷 Anthony Philpotts]

[nini @SCUDERIAFEMBOY]

bae whats wrong its sunday and u havent listened to the f1 outro yet

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.