Harrison Wood

i’m in my prime and this ain’t my final form

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

STOP using ChatGPT.
STOP using Grok
STOP using Gemini.
STOP using Claude.
STOP using generative AI.
SAVE the planet instead.

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

That’s right, Biden won fair and square.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

Before the president gets on television tonight to peddle lies and conspiracy theories, here is what you need to know:

The 2020 election was not stolen. We won, and he lost.

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

Ain’t nobody wanted this bro. NOBODY!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Spain and Argentina to face off in the World Cup Final.

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

Nope, Spain are the Kansas City Chiefs and Argentina are the New England Patriots of the World Cup

[Tervis Scoot @tervisscoot]

Argentina really the Kansas City Chiefs of the World Cup

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

World Cup has ended early, the Messi/Yamal dynasty are the champions:(

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

About to watch @michaelcanitrot at the Statue of Liberty on US National Television. This is Electronic Music History in the Making.

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

@Festseasonmedia @Q_dance Well, see you next year, I guess

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

*sighs in relief* I can now watch every game in peace.😮‍💨😌

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

UPDATE: The predicted “Alien Invasion”during the Brazil vs Scotland World Cup match turned out to be a hoax.

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

WOW, that Norway/Senegal game was a peak masterpiece.

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

@cbo_channel @UniversalPicsPH @BINI_ph @SB19Official @rubyibarra Aren’t they forgetting Olivia Rodrigo

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

@Variety Olivia Rodrigo after being left out of the movie:

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

@FOXSoccer @FOXSports I was getting my haircut at Sports Clips when it happened.

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

@svddendeath Yes! Come on already

[໊ @wandasattorney]

"Look, Bowser Jr. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.""

[Gavin Newsom @GavinNewsom]

Donald Trump is destroying our country.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Bad Bunny was great, MAGA is crying online, Seahawks won, Kid Rock flopped.

Great night to be an American!

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

Alright, I’m gonna go to the bathroom before Bad Bunny starts.

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

*sigh* I miss the Mario & Sonic Olympics video games.

[Yukino Akaihi🎮 @YukinoriAkaihi]

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[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

FREAD AGAIN.. & SKRILLEX BOTH GOT ROBBED?! WHAAT?!

[Harrison Wood @HWood_2004]

I FUCKING HATE THE PATRIOTS!!!!!