𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑

#Qᴜᴀɪʟs | ʀᴏʟᴇᴘʟᴀʏ : indie portrayal of The Homelander from The Boys. || NSFW 21+

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

. * Hᴏᴛ ᴇxᴛᴇʀɪᴏʀ : . *: +
+ ⭑. Eᴍᴘᴛʏ ɪɴᴛᴇʀɪᴏʀ : ･ﾟ☆

𝘏𝘦’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘏𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘰𝘧 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮𝘴.
𝘈𝘮𝘦𝘳𝘪𝘤𝘢’𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘥 𝘴𝘶𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘰.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Ew...

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Uhhh let me think about it...yes. Now go scissor someone or something and tell em to fuck off, from me.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Just say it.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Shut up you're just a gay pride flag with a superiority complex.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

So explain it to me.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

I know. Everybody does.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

You wanna hang out..?

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Who's worse now? Me or evil superman. Hmph.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

. . .
Hughie, just breathe and say what you want to say.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

You punched me in the face. You wanted to talk?? About what?

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Like when you tried to fight me.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Hm...I would have thought you’d have tried something like that already when you talk to me.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

No. I just think if you were forced on stage next to be you’d be a stuttering mess and end up saying the wrong thing. ...like you already do.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Of course I’m better than you. Truthfully I think on the rare occasion you would embarrass me, at least in the public eye, but thankfully we’re never together in front of a lot of people.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

...I know I’m hot. Besides. I could never hang out with someone who’s better than me...or someone who embarrasses me.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Yeah. Friends don’t pick fights... I like to think anyway.

[He doesn’t r e a l l y know].

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

But friends don’t try to kill each other...

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

Well...I like to think we’re friends.

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

|| : WHEN HE ASKS WHAT U ARE—- lmfao I’M DEAD

[𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐀𝐍��𝐄𝐑 @HXMELANDER]

What else are we?