HandsomeZaach

Full time engineer; Part time idiot.

Art, body horror art, and all that in-between

[Rico 🔪 @RicosRevengev]

Just cut off a student driver. welcome to the real world nigga

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

There’s somebody making $22,000/year in rural America going to bed right now that sincerely believes Donald Trump spent his whole day fighting for them.

[☠️ Lilith Lovett ☠️ same @ on 💙☁️🦋 @LilithLovett]

KEEP BULLYING THESE CORPOS

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

How do you play games like Cyberpunk 2077 and still bootlick these fucking companies

[Chowder 🐺 @imbrownonline]

at what age does ur penis stop growing this cant be everything

[the @Amanseeks]

We’re gonna hook up Gabe Newell like this to make sure steam never sells out

[𝐒 🌞 @Esoviz]

they turned off CERN and i just got my first 8 hour sleep of the year last night. crazy how that works

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[HandsomeZaach @HZaach]

@halesl8r Oi oi 😭

[ʚɞ @meowcissism]

the sexual tension between a bullet and my skull is so crazy rn

[Shirrako @ShirrakoGaming]

Welcome to Next Gen Gaming

-Digital Only
-$100 Games
-Subscription services
-$1000 Consoles
-No Backwards Compatibility with physical games
-Rent Digital Console Services
-Banning users for incorrect opinions and locking them out of paid games.
-AI Games
-Licence renewal fees

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

you know how strippers can always tell when its a recession like months in advance? what are they saying now

[The Formless Electric Living Zero @Entr0zy]

Considering the fact CERN shut down the large hadron collider until 2030, the following things are gonna happen:
- the rate of time will change. I reckon it'll go back to how it was before COVID. Which means time should actually move slower. So days will be longer. Years too.
Essentially the last 3.5 years of the decade will be normal time.

[Pepsi @pepsi]

Crack me. Sip me. Tease me. Taste me. But please don’t shake me.