I NOW KNOW I MADE THE WORST POLITICAL CALL OF ALL TIME! I 'LL HONOR MY PROMISE TO REFUND ALL CONTRIBUTIONS SINCE MY HINDENBURG FEB. '17 ARTICLE! I WAS SO WRONG!
SIGH, THERE WILL NEVER EVER, NEVER EVER EVER BE ANY OF THE 8,000+ INDICTMENTS I I REPORTED HILLARY WOULD GET.
BUT, OBAMA/HILLARY BRILLIANTLY OUTMANEUVERED MISTER TRUMP! AND ME!!
SO, KUDOS MADAM SECRETARY, WELL DONE!!
.Well for that, let's not be too harsh on #MargorieTaylorGreen. . .
I mean, at least 2D #Trump cardboard cutouts have a penis that in fact can be marginally felt.
Contrariwise, on the #realDonaldTrump...not so much.
[#impeach]
BREAKING! #PresidentBiden TODAY VOIDED #MarjorieTaylorGreene's ARTICLES OF IMPEACHMENT, THEN HAD HER REMOVED FROM ALL COMMITTEES!
DONALD SPENT TODAY ROAMING HIS GOLF COURSE SEARCHING FOR 2 BALLS HE LOST DECADES AGO.
WE NOW KNOW: GREENE IS NUTS & #TRUMP STILL HASN'T FOUND HIS.
BREAKING!
TWITTER JUST CONTACTED MISTER #TRUMP AND BEGGED HIM TO REJOIN!
THEY WANT DON BACK SO THEY CAN BAN HIM AGAIN & GET ANOTHER ~15% STOCK GAIN IN JUST 3WKS!
TRUMP *IS* SENDING TWTR INTO BANKRUPTCY!
REMEMBER, DON SENT #TRUMP Taj Mahal TO DEFAULT IN JUST 6mos! SIX MONTHS! BEFORE THE PAINT EVEN DRIED!!
SO IF -ANYONE- CAN SEND A CO. INTO BANKRUPTCY, IT'S TRUMP!!
BREAKING!
#Twitter#TWTR STOCK 1.8% BELOW TRUMPBAN PRICE! AND 153% ABOVE ITS 52w LOW!
SO IT'S OBVIOUS TWITTER BANKRUPTCY IS IMMINENT, AS I'VE REPORTED!
MY #TRUMPUNIVERSITY MBA IS PAYING OFF IN SPADES! I AM RIGHT AGAIN!!
BREAKING! IVANKA, JARED, ERIC, & DONNIE jr. ALSO TERMINATED FROM ALL INTEL BRIEFINGS/ACCESS.
FORMER VICE PRESIDENT PENCE REMAINS 'ONLY MAN STANDING' WITH CLEARANCES!!
FORMER CURRENT-CHALLENGER BIDEN TERMINATES TRUMP ACCESS TO ALL INTEL BRIEFING REQUESTS/INFORMATION, INCLUDING PHONE ACCESS TO INTEL DEPT'S!
CARTER, CLINTON, BUSH, & OBAMA UNAFFECTED, CAN STILL RECEIVE BRIEFINGS AT THEIR REQUEST, AS PER TRADITION.
#TWITTER BREAKS JUNK BOND RECORD & EXPECTATIONS! INVESTORS RACE TO THE BONDS, GIVING TWTR $100million (CASH NOT EVEN NEEDED) MORE THAN EXPECTED!
DORSEY SENDS TY NOTE TO DONALD (at MaraLago) FOR GIVING THEM FREE MONEY!!
https://t.co/0lDnb5em0v
BREAKING: FORMER CURRENT-CHALLENGER BIDEN TELLS PUTIN THAT BOUNTY HUNTING AMERICAN TROOPS IS NO LONGER ACCEPTABLE - REVERSING TRUMP POLICY!
https://t.co/s8Wfumh4am
BREAKING! TWITTER MASSIVELY EXPANDS AD REVENUES WITH @NBCUniversal & @unileverusa!
EVERYONE SHOULD DELETE THEIR ACCOUNTS!! I'VE SAID THIS FOR two Two TWo TWO YEARS!
OBVIOUSLY TRUMP SHOULD STILL BE ON TWITTER, THO I STATED 2Y AGO EVERYONE SHOULD LEAVE!!
https://t.co/gBdOGw3u4c
BREAKING!
TWITTER SETTLES LAWSUITS & RECEIVES $38million CASH PAYMENT AS PART OF THE SETTLEMENT!!
THEY HAVE TO CHANGE REPORTING STANDARDS/MINUTES FOR BOARD MEETINGS.
BUT OBVIOUSLY THEY ARE GOING BANKRUPT BY WINNING $38m!!
https://t.co/LSdojmnQFH
AND DON'T ANY OF YOU STUPID WORTHLESS DEMS BRING UP DAILY CALLER'S HIT PIECE ON ME B/C OF MY EPIC MIDTERMS REPORTING FOR THEM.
IT'S A TOTAL HIT PIECE!!