Hannah Dyson

90% of my thoughts are about my dog

[Spencer Althouse @SpencerAlthouse]

can we talk about the editing in this Nike commercial holy crap

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

A family of ducks have nested in my parents’ backyard and my dad put in “ramps” to help the ducklings get out of the pool. They’re doing great in quarantine.

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

Do you ever notice how the people carrying gallon jugs of water at the gym never actually drink out of said jug? 99% chance it’s full.

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

My mom watching the halftime show: “That looks exhausting. I am exhausted.”

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

Thanks for the support Dad!!!!!!!! Also we are moving!

[Grace Segers @Grace_Segers]

Me, writing an email:

I'm using an exclamation point so you know I'm friendly and excited! But now I'm using a period so that you know I'm not crazy. Here's another sentence with a period as a buffer, proving my normalness. Thanks so much!

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

MY HEART

[FanDuel Sports Network Southwest @FanDuelSN_SW]

Best thing @Rangers fans can watch all day:

A compilation of the best moments at Globe Life Park. #TogetherWe

[Texas Rangers @Rangers]

Farewell, old friend.

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

@CaitCavanagh @curlycub15 In Boston!

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

The best text I’ve ever gotten from my little sister.

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

Husband just told me he doesn’t know Celine Dione music. Instead of giving in to my first instinct of divorcing him, I will be playing the queen nonstop for the foreseeable future. #marriage

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

Places my dog hides when it’s storming: a collage

[FanDuel Sports Network Southwest @FanDuelSN_SW]

Dirk leaves the floor at the @AACenter for the final time.

Thank you, @swish41 - it was a great ride. 🐐

#MFFL | @dallasmavs

[Dallas Mavericks @dallasmavs]

41.21.1.

Champion. Legend. Our GOAT.

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

Today I found out @AlexDyson15 doesn’t know what Rent is, AND he strongly disagreed with my love for eating food and meals together with people.

...is it too late for an annulment? 🤯

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

@kristinlenae19 He is still injured. So if he is the only reason you cheer for them, and he’s out (and probably won’t play the rest of the season), then you have no reason to cheer for them.

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

@CaitCavanagh Light classical is her favorite

[Hannah Dyson @H_Anderson4]

We recently got a livestream security camera, so naturally set it up to check on Lilly when we leave her at the house. She’s not allowed on the furniture.

[TIME @TIME]

California will become first state to require pet stores to sell only rescue animals https://t.co/pek6964oJp