Haley

[SPADEROTICA @KolleenCarney]

Wonder what all those kids killed in their classrooms could have been

[Ted @Tedoffthegrid]

Every second that I’m not in bed I’m thinking about how badly I wanna be horizontal in bed and whenever I’m horizontal in bed I think yes I love being horizontal in my bed.

[Guilty as Slade? ✨🤌🏼 @Jesse_bslade]

this legit must be how katniss felt when they made her do the hunger games a second time

[𝕬𝖘𝖍. 🥀🇵🇸 @ashleelorrainex]

the amount of men asking “what if she gets her period and starts a war” about a 60 year old woman is a prime example of why men need to stay out of our reproductive rights.

[chris p @akacrispy]

yellow gatorade is best for when youre thirsty. orange is best for hangovers. dark blue is best for sports hydration. light blue is best for when you want a cold drink. red is best for lunch. not going to explain the science behind this.

[Taylor Swift @taylorswift13]

Time Magazine: We’d like to name you Person of the Yea-

Me: Can I bring my cat.

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

this is how it feels to eat a harvest cheddar sunchip

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

1 ticket for 1 ticket for
Oppenheimer Barbie
please 💣 please 💖

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Minnesota has released snowplow class names of 2023 and they’re electric

[⚡️BREEZUS FIASCO⚡️ @briabellini]

i have yet to find anything in my adult life that makes me feel the way webkinz did when i was 8 and i dont think i ever will

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

one cold dr pepper has done more for me than a decade worth of antidepressants

[Lacrosse Playground @LaxPlayground]

Man up strike by Bick gives @TeamUNRL a 7-5 lead over @steelhead_lc late in the second half

[Emma Sophia @17emmasophia]

I hate long distance friendships, I JUST WANNA SEE MY GIRLS CMON

[tofugirly @tofugirly]

When did cancer become contagious?

[melanie @earthdombaby]

THE MOON IS IN VIRGO