Hunter DeWindt

#Stoolie #GoBlue

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Vince Langman @LangmanVince]

OMG, listen to the Mexican announcers on team USA's 3rd goal going completely off-script

I haven't laughed this hard in a long time! "Oh my f*cking goodness" 😂

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Wyndham pulling up to the Rink at the Canadian Open rocking the USA Hockey jersey & making bird.

Incredible 💀

[FOX Sports @FOXSports]

🇺🇸 @StuHolden saw this @USMNT beauty developing way down the field

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

GIO REYNA CAPS OFF THE NIGHT

4-1 USA USA USA

[PFT Commenter @PFTCommenter]

I FUCKING LOVE THE USA

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

FLO BALOGUN IS PUTTING THE ENTIRE COUNTRY ON HIS BACK 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Zach Vogt @ZachVogt30]

For the Stars & Stripes.

Whatever it takes.

It’s Game Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Liam Blutman @Blutman27]

Cold Blooded

[Maximiliano Bretos @MaxBretosSports]

I frikin love this from Tim Weah.
Laying down a marker taking no 💩 #USMNT

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

ANTONEE ROBINSON WITH AN ABSOLUTE BANGER AGAINST GERMANY.

ARE YOU SERIOUS!?!?!?!

[Fore Play @ForePlayPod]

Jordan Spieth with his back to the flag.

Just an ABSURD putt 🤯

[chris richards @eastmamba]

WE BACKKKKK🇺🇸 #ykn

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

CHRISTIAN PULISIC TO SERGINO DEST 🇺🇸

THE USMNT LEADS 1-0 AGAINST SENEGAL JUST SIX MINUTES INTO THE MATCH 🔥

WHAT A START!!!

https://t.co/BsTjfmbtwL

[Bunkie Perkins @BunkiePerkins]

Oh that brother was gambling gambling

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Duncan Robinson

That guy rocked.

[Dez Walker @Dez_Walker]

Fuck the @cavs flopping ass team
Fuck the @NBA for fostering it
And fuck their piss poor refs.

[Evan Fox @evanfoxy]

One of the most entertaining non-scorers to watch in the league

[Louis Riddick @LRiddickESPN]

James Harden flopping around on the ground like that after trying to con the refs into calling a foul is such a effing joke. It’s so bad. As much as I love watching basketball, that sh!t is so tiring and old.

[Hunter Patterson @HunterPatterson]

Cade Cunningham on the final play of regulation:

“We all saw the play, I think it’s pretty clear it was a foul. (Ausar) has the ball in his possession, he’s running forward, he gets tripped up. It’s a foul, it’s been a foul the whole rest of the game. Wasn’t a foul that time.”