Hannah Guilford

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

God never said the weapons wouldn’t form, He said they wouldn’t prosper.

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

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[maggie lalley @magslals]

Twitter is the least toxic social media app because everyone’s willing to admit how poorly they’re doing

[I AM Rachel Quirky: better on instagram @IAMRachelQuirky]

Just out of curiosity

Please retweet if a mere $1000 extra a month would improve your life significantly

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

WE DO NOT DESERVE DOGS

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Tinsley. She was in a car accident with her humans last night. She escaped the wreckage, got the attention of police, and led them all the way back to the site of the crash. Her humans are being treated and expected to survive. Tinsley is awarded our very rare… 15/10

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

A spirit of goodness and hope. Betty White was much beloved because of who she was, and how she embraced a life well lived. Her smile. Her sense of humor. Her basic decency. Our world would be better if more followed her example. It is diminished with her passing.

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

2021 did NOT need to take Betty White on its way out 😭

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

RIP BETTY WHITE. A TRUE QUEEN.

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

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[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Every Midwestern Home:

- junk drawer
- beach themed bathroom
- cheese drawer in the fridge
- “beer fridge” in the basement or garage for leftovers and beverages

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

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[Barstool Iowa @BarstoolUIowa]

That’s such an Iowa State way to lose.

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

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[seashels 🐚 @shelb_gutierrez]

Sorry I’m being a bitch, my shirt is touching my neck and I don’t like it.

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

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[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

😂

[Dr. Vin Gupta @VinGuptaMD]

Given the continued anxious headlines today, here’s your daily reminder to be reassured that the vaccines are doing their job really well and keeping vaxed folks out of the hospital and away from pulmonologists like me.

If that changes, I will quickly say so.

Stay hopeful ☀️

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of 6 year olds "What Christmas gift would you buy for Santa Claus"
They had some ideas
A THREAD

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

no new years resolutions. it is the circumstances turn to improve

[Andrew Shuttleworth @AndrewShuk2112]

I'm fully vaccinated and I have had my booster. No, I don't know "what's in it". Neither this vaccine or the ones I had as a child. Nor do I know what's in the 11 secret herbs and spices at KFC.

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

@hilaryannport I just bought some 2T stuff for Micah 😭😭

[Hannah Guilford @H_Guilly]

Y’all go put your patio furniture, trash containers, outdoor things in your garage…this weather boutta be crazy today

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

“nobody wants to work anymore” starter kit