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يَارَبِّ لَا تَعَلِّقْ قَلْبِي بِمَا لَيْسَ لِي

[Zy @ZyMazza]

Don't worry about it. The Chinese also invented gunpowder, and then literally didn't invent guns because they were using it for fireworks. They love fireworks. They will always use technology for fireworks. They can't help themselves.

[Jeremiah @JeremiahContent]

Does this have an author or did it just appear by divine providence

[ohashi @ohashideedamame]

ブラジル貧困街のタイヤショップで、アル中になりながら仕事してた男が、アメリカの大統領官邸で世界最強の漢を決める試合を戦うことになるって、漫画や映画にしたら怒られるか呆れられるくらいあり得ない話よな。

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Chef and author Anthony Bourdain died 8 years ago today.

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[maumau @H_Mauricio_]

See you space cowboy

[sorosoro @riffslentos]

eu no totem do mcdonald’s de bc 2:49 da manhã preparando um combo tão insano que chega ser inimaginável

[✪ Felippe @FelippeRegazio]

WD40

[maumau @H_Mauricio_]

@Closenheimmer25 @thehemisphere20 https://t.co/UtJl3PoZAI

[maumau @H_Mauricio_]

@marksmithv8 @arquivocurioso Pior q rodei no 2 já akakakak

[maumau @H_Mauricio_]

@marksmithv8 @arquivocurioso Qualquer idiota q já fez cálculo 2 ia saber disso

[santos-inistas @JDabknee]

Anyone know any museums in Rome without any nude statues? Don’t want my girlfriend to see too many men that are bigger “down there”. 😅

[autist @litteralyme0]

When you randomly became important at work but you're literally just a 20 year old kid

[Olivia @tranidishwasher]

Anytime I get stressed at work I think of this image and immediately calm down

[True【マイクラ】 @True_043]

ポップコーン

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

Imagine discussing ISO 27001 compliance here

[maumau @H_Mauricio_]

@yourvenicebich @gojuEUW

[maumau @H_Mauricio_]

@Thewxxx Pqp os sadboyz do Roblox te pegaram

[cardoso @Cardoso]

O tijolo me pegou. A IA precisa ser detida.