El Jefe

Texas boy 🤘🏾🤘🏾 medium ugly and hilarious

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

If you and your day ones ain't like this, they ain't ya day one. @iStiffArmKids

[Derrico Henrio @derrico_henrio]

That’s cute

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

@50ElevenTimes @CoachBirach Never an assumption but Okudah looks like he has pretty good anticipation with how he comes downhill and plays screens.

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

HOLD THAT 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸 🇺🇸

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

Thank you for baby for giving me a reason to celebrate today 💗

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

House of the dragon returns tonight. I’m ready.

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

For every dummy talking about ball placement lemme school ya quick. Defense is in cover 4. Best place to beat that is up the seam. QB put it there. Safety makes a play that just doesn’t get made. Flips his hips and makes the play. This is elite. Period.

[Mekhi Williams 4⭐️ Defensive back @Mekhiwilliams__]

#1 SAFETY IN FL FOR A REASON!!!

[blkmessiah @ghostofkurta]

I just realized people’s perception of Kobe as a player has probably been warped by the twilight years of his career. That actually makes so much sense

[General Will🇦🇷🇺🇸 @GamecockWill69]

TSA Agent: “You are hiding ranch in your carry-on aren’t you?”

[Emanuel Quiñones @EQuinones6310]

The World Cup has turned America into a discovery channel for the rest of the world.

And they are not handling it well.
In the best possible way.

Here is what they are discovering:

Free public restrooms. Europeans pay every time.
Free water at every restaurant. Just appears.
Free refills. Coffee. Sodas. Iced tea. Unlimited.
Free chips and salsa before you even order.
Free warm bread with dinner.
Ice in drinks like civilized people.
Air conditioning everywhere. Not a moral debate. A fact.
Parking lots attached to the actual place you are going.
Drive throughs where the food comes to the car while you sit in it.
Ranch dressing by the gallon.
Tex-Mex that cannot be explained only experienced.
Dental care that actually works.
Buccee’s. There are no words for Buccee’s.

Then they found the grocery stores.

Five of them within one mile.
Each one the size of an aircraft hangar.
Burgers. Steaks. Brisket. Ribs. Pulled pork. Lamb. Veal. Every cut of every animal ever domesticated by human civilization available in one refrigerated aisle at ten in the morning on a Tuesday.

The Germans stood in the meat section for forty five minutes.
In silence.
Processing.

They finally understand why we do not have trains.

We have roads wide enough for the cars we actually drive.
Parking lots the size of small European countries.
Airports in every city worth visiting.

Why would we need trains.

The Germans are taking ranch home by the bottle.
The Dutch found queso and briefly lost the ability to speak.
The Japanese are photographing HEB like it is the Louvre.
The Czechs are weeping in West, Texas.

Welcome to America!
The greatest country on earth.

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

ITS CALLED SOCCER

[diana🇦🇺 @mv1siala]

fuck americans.

[. @J0nesToChina]

As soon as it’s time for Olympic basketball, hockey, or the World Cup

[Not YDG🦁 @notwhydeegee2]

And you know the bloods here don’t know what Bosnia is. So they saw thousands of drunk white folks in formation in all blue. They were probably like

[cam @1cameronj]

This is like watching a chained up pit bull chew through the leash

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

Why do people sit at the bar and talk on the phone on speakerphone or FaceTime???

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

Having OU- Texas on the same level as Iowa and Nebraska is absolutely ragebait

[CFBONLY @COLLEGEFBONLY]

Ranking the best rivalries in college football

What did I miss?

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

@legendofchoke @Tjames1224 I’m just messing lol. It better be me next, I’m 90% of the way there 😂

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

@legendofchoke @Tjames1224 Debatable 😂

[El Jefe @H_TownDev]

🤘🏾🤘🏾🤘🏾 LESSSS GOOO

[Hayes Fawcett @Hayesfawcett3]

BREAKING: Five-Star Plus+ CB John Meredith III has Committed to Texas, he tells me for @Rivals

The 6’2 183 CB chose the Longhorns over Texas A&M and Alabama

He’s ranked as the No. 1 CB in the 2027 class on every website🤘

https://t.co/pU8dpck9kU