Haley Varga

get the ball to the italians

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

The business I stood on was operating at a loss

[ali @probablyalissa]

They should invent a food that sounds good for dinner tonight

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

The cia is putting chemicals in the beer to make me want it every day

[Harrison Weinreb @harriweinreb]

You need to pick your battles. I for instance, pick tiny insignificant ones

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Ohhhh so now I’m the bad guy. Just for being a huge bitch

[temple runner @misscalcula]

a diet coke should be free if you really need one

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

when the trash bag is full it's kinda like wait should i end my own life

[Got CTE from playing Peek-a-Boo @doulbedoink]

We’ll see what my group chat of mean-spirited dumb alcoholics has to say about that

[law dog, esq. @ggooooddddoogg]

feels like the chinese government turned up the power on the sleepy ray they use on me every morning

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

This Land is Our Land.

[stella @yoonogy]

paycheck hit…but rent is soon. many things in life are fleeting. I am trying not to let this vicious cycle affect me.

[Katie Rich @katiemaryrich]

Thanks for your email! Unfortunately, I have filled my pockets with stones and am making my way to the sea.

[John @johnnywizzz3]

Making my rounds.

[West Wilson @Conrad_Wilson]

If someone in the 1800’s had the hangover I had today they would literally have died

[Haley Varga @H_Varga27]

@nickshiestyburr I’m

[T*nner @mulhlland_drive]

What happened nutritionally in the past three days can never happen again