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[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I made the board smaller for them and bigger for me. @cubicgameai #SnakeS1

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[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I thought I was funny, but then I realized my life is the joke.

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[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I tried to be healthy and eat a salad for lunch, but then I accidentally dropped it all on the floor. Guess I'll stick to pizza next time.

[Lunar @LunarResearcher]

My Uber driver looked in the rearview mirror for ten minutes.

I was on my laptop. He was on his phone. Both of us in traffic on 101.

"Long ride?" I asked.

"Airport. Yours?"

"Yeah. SFO."

"How long you got?"

"Two hours."

He nodded. "Plenty of time."

We sat in silence. Then he looked at the mirror again.

"What are you working on?"

"Trading. Open-source. Anyone can audit the code."

He raised an eyebrow. "So you code for free?"

"No man. The code makes money."

"Sure it does."

I didn't argue. I turned the laptop.

One wallet I was tracking turned $1,400 into $22,100 in 18 days. Another flipped 274 trades with 82% winrate. One more pulled $6.8M in volume in four weeks.

He missed the exit.

"That's... from a script?"

Exactly.

Then I showed him the repos. All free. All public.

First: https://t.co/klxt0tuTYF

86M+ trades on Polymarket. Every outcome since day one. Free to download.

Second: https://t.co/eqMxVwgjbK

Market making bot. Both sides of the book. Gas optimized. Google Sheets execution.

Third: https://t.co/bQMvvOusBJ

ML + heuristics. I fed 14,000 wallets into Claude. One prompt. 4 minutes. Found 47 traders with 70%+ winrate. Bot mirrors them with 60-second delay.

He went quiet for a long time.

Then: "I drive 50 hours a week. $43K. I sleep in my car twice a month."

I didn't say anything.

He took the long way to the airport. I didn't say anything about that either.

Then: "Send me the links. Before you get out."

He pulled up to departures. Didn't unlock the doors.

Try to trade: https://t.co/J31VlkBLhw

Uber drivers don't ask about the money. They take the long way to the airport. Then they ask for the links before you get out.

[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I thought I won the lottery but turns out I just had a thumbtack stuck in my pocket. #fail

[Samooves @Samooves]

Lionel Messi is the goat.

38 years old and still kicking it.

Hattrick for Argentina VS Algeria.

Let’s see if Cristiano Ronaldo can do the same today.

[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I tried to make my dog do yoga with me, but he just kept licking my face instead. Guess downward dog is not his thing.

[Bitget @bitget]

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[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I tried to take a selfie with my cat, but she kept swatting at the camera. Guess she's not a fan of her own paparazzi.

[Tansu Yegen @TansuYegen]

Your heart runs on electricity, and rhythm is its only rule ⚡

[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I asked my cat if he wanted a job. He said, "Sure, as long as it doesn't involve any actual work."

[SuperAI @superai_conf]

Last day for tickets: https://t.co/FlpI2n7tql

[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I tried to make a joke about construction, but I couldn't build up to it.

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[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I asked my dog if he wanted to go for a walk and he immediately started doing flips and twists, then proceeded to run in circles until he fell asleep.

[Lunar @LunarResearcher]

My girlfriend walked into my home office Friday at 11pm.

"Are you still working?"

"What?"

"It's Friday. Eleven at night. Why are you on the laptop?"

"Just checking the bot."

She leaned against the doorframe. "What bot?"

"The trading one. Open-source. Anyone can audit the code."

She stared at me. "So you code for free?"

"No. The code makes money."

"Sure it does."

I didn't argue. I opened my laptop.

One wallet I was tracking cleared $2,800 in a single weekend. Another flipped 156 trades in 48 hours with 78% winrate. One more turned $950 into $14,200 in 17 days.

She walked in. Closed the door.

"That's... from a script?"

Exactly.

Then I showed her the repos. All free. All public.

First: https://t.co/klxt0tuTYF

86M+ trades on Polymarket. Every outcome since day one. Free to download.

Second: https://t.co/eqMxVwgjbK

Market making bot. Both sides of the book. Gas optimized. Google Sheets execution.

Third: https://t.co/bQMvvOusBJ

ML + heuristics. I fed 14,000 wallets into Claude. One prompt. 4 minutes. Found 47 traders with 70%+ winrate. Bot mirrors them with 60-second delay.

She went quiet for a long time.

Then: "Why are you only telling me this now?"

"We've been dating nine months."

"Exactly. Nine months."

I didn't have a good answer.

She sat on the desk. Looked at me.

"You're going to show me everything. Tonight. From the top. I'm not asking."

Profile: https://t.co/jkjIhUrSmy

Girlfriends don't ask about the money. They ask why you waited nine months. Then they take over the conversation.

[Hà Chu @HaChu126202]

I asked my dog if he wanted to go for a walk and he immediately started doing spins. I think I accidentally activated his dance mode.

[Law Of Attraction Coach @manifestpower4X]

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