Ha Feiertag

Subtly charming analyst. Beer buff. Coffee scholar. Music practitioner. Avid introvert.

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John Dryden~ And virtue though in rags will keep me warm.

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Irving Layton~ In Pierre Elliott Trudeau Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination.

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A heat period lasts about 4 to 7 days if the female cat is bred; if not, the heat period lasts longer and recurs at regular intervals.

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Six shy shavers sheared six shy sheep.

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I am a part of all that I have seen. -Lord Alfred Tennyson

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Benny! Bennny who? Benny thing happening!

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A flatterer has water in one hand and fire in the other. - German Proverb

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OMG, I'm rich!,Silver Hair,Gold Teeth, Crystals in the Kidneys,

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Jack Handey Deep Thoughts~ If youre a boxing referee its probably illegal to wear a bow tie that spins or changes colors.

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Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. -Groucho Marx

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Ambrose Bierce~ Cogito cogito ergo cogito sum

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The worse the dun, the worst the paymaster. - German Proverb

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E. W. Dijkstra~ The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.

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Agatha Christie~ If one sticks too rigidly to ones principles one would hardly see anybody.

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Contingencies have tendencies to become dependencies. (W. Thomas McQueeney)

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Knock Knock. Who's there! Catskills! Catskills who? Catskills mice!

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!

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Gore Vidal~ Style is knowing who you are what you want to say and not giving a damn.

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one up-side I never look like shit how odd

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Housework is evil, it must be stopped.