From now on, I’ll be just checking what my followers are up to because the rest of this broken Twitter is overloaded with MAGA morons and amateur quiz masters. If I see one more post of ‘bet you don’t know this obsolete object!’ I’m out of here!
Today, on here I checked five friends’ posts and avoided 46 quizzes about the Lone Ranger’s horse, how many cats were in a picture and giving advice to someone who wanted an old man’s name for a dog she probably doesn’t have. How’s your day?