Alastair Forbes

3 of these 5 things are true: Second City Alumni. CCA Nominated Best Male Improvisor. Actual Hammerhead Shark. TV writer and Actor. Knows where you live.

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Seems we’re causing a bit of a sh*t storm south of the border, as seen and heard on Quick Shift with @imseanavery and @mrkevinconnolly.

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@AllThingsRobin My last 10 tweets will eventually be a decade of this message.

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Just your annual friendly reminder that it snows every April in Toronto. Let's be mad about it, but let's not be surprised by it.
@AllThingsRobin #yyz #yearlytweet

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@captainpearson How. Dare. You.

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@DanHershfield @AllThingsRobin Hey let's keep my secrets to ourselves.

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It's time everyone! Just your friendly annual reminder that it snows every year in April. Let's be mad about it, but let's not be surprised by it.
#torontospring @AllThingsRobin

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@AllThingsRobin Nailed it

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Just a huge honor to be on the incredible Bites and Bits podcast!! Episode just dropped! Check it!

https://t.co/97JADi0ZSn

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@captainpearson For someone who calls them the wildermen you know a lot about the Canucks.

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@captainpearson Gotta be the Sedins. But shoutout to Markus Naslund, the first star when we switched to that jersey.

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@captainpearson @AWCanada Good point I'll get in the screw line.

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Guys here's the update with @AWCanada. They sent me a DM saying they recieved my "feedback" (which was that I bit into a literal screw in their breakfast sandwich) and they said someone would get back to me in a few business days. Can't help but feel I'm getting... Screwed here.

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@kristiegunter @AWCanada I also woke up with a frosted mug in my bed....?

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Hey @AWCanada, love your grass fed beef but might want to stop seeding the grass with screws. LITERAL SCREW IN THE BREAKFAST SANDWICH.

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On their request I've DMed @AWCanada about the literal screw I found in my breakfast sandwich (from YYZ terminal 1). Will update with response. Needless to say that screw put a real wrench in our plans.

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@captainpearson The truth comes out!!

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@JanCaruana @Siddiqs @captainpearson Yup. I tried to get civilian dolphins but couldn't get them licensed.

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It's my gals!! I had to bribe her with treats to get her attention. Valkyrie was fine though.
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#ladies #fiancé #portrait #stratford #ontario @ Stratford, Ontario https://t.co/dtZoHdx4QR

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Huge shoutout to all the volunteers behind AICE. An incredible group of people fighting for everyone @SecondCity to be treated with dignity and respect! #AICEunity #AICEStrong #AICE