Amber🇵🇹

At Manchester United we strive for perfection,and if we fail we might just have to settle for excellence ✨

#OldTraffordIsHome♥️

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

Few days ago,i made the toughest life decision though i was abit scared.I just couldn't let life to push me around and trusting the "ipo siku" shenanigans.The path forward isn't always clear,but thought lemme just take this bold move with intention and power✨️

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

No way I’m witnessing Pedri getting schooled by Cape Verde players. Overrated mf

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

Tbh he’s gorgeous, but he’s strictly a 'look, don't touch' situation for me. Keeping up with a man this pretty is a full-time job I’m not applying for.
Wacha tu nipambane n.a kuwams wangu.

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Done ✅

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

I quit drinking almost 5years ago. Life is good.

[Red Bull @redbull]

what's your biggest achievement? 👏

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

@polo_kimanii Mimi nimedhani ni Gachegua😅😅

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

Foreskin is the hijab of a d!ck.

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

I am unemployed and I totally despise laziness. But I also do not feel like I want to work for anyone so I spend my time not being lazy but trying to figure out what business I am going to do next. So far I think getting married is the only option.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

The hardest part about being unemployed is that people think you're not trying or applying. People think you're just lazy.

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

Call me picayune or whatever but I have practiced not only to have safe sex but giving a blowjob in a condom

[Miss Teddy 🌸❤️ @Miss_Teddy0]

fcking raw is so dangerous but feels so good, Omg😭

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

@_MtuTano Wadanganye kapsaaa n.a hulipi rent😭😅

[5 People @_MtuTano]

People see me spending money and think I'm rich. Zii bro, my motto is "Spend first, worry later. Live today, suffer tomorrow."😂🤷🏽‍♂️

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

@_mr_mutinda Hii ni jwang'a una settia standards hivi?😅

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

@YaneKariuki Aquaculturist mwenyewe

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

RT @FabrizioRomano: 🚨🔵 BREAKING: Joško Gvardiol deal, done and confirmed as he signs new contract at Manchester City.

Agreement until June…

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

The number of nabbed tweets I see on my timeline during this World Cup is insane.

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

@mzungu320 On it

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

Who else uses body mist on their hair?I started spraying in my locs and I'm never looking back...They hold the fragrance really well,I know some will mention that fragrances can dry your hair but,i oil them once in a month and they look and feel healthy.

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

@mzungu320 A pic of what exactly

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

Hold up‽Wtf did I think the Rihanna situation happened when Chris Brown was 22? I just checked and he was just 19 absolutely insane that people still hold this over his head today, especially when it was coming from Rihanna herself, toxic on both ends tbh.

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

@riverjdn You know me so well 😅

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

Weekend shenanigan's

So,I hooked up with this dude in a bar,much alcohol had been consumed,and decided aah,let's go crash at his place. On arrival I was so pressed and wanted to use the bathroom but Mr Horny was so desperate for sèx right away and wasn't taking a no for an...

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

@riverjdn Frunk,is this a polite way of calling me an Inarticulate?😅

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

have the heart to admit I pissed 5 gin and tonics all over his bedroom carpet.

[Amber🇵🇹 @Ha_thighness]

https://t.co/HHVHQVp9Vy,we got down to it and it was too much for my full bladder and guess what‽I pissed everywhere, and he was surprisingly excited bout this that he kept saying he'd never made a girl squirt before. It seemed like a really big ego boost for him so I didn't...