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[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@TradingNorth7 @HANPANl @cynomel Would you mind sharing ur source, been looking for a new one since del nino stopped shipping to the us

[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@whipp_brennen_ @2Freeman_ this is for sure just an airsoft game

[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@0xLcrgs @2becomes_one @crypto_mazino Still have that source?

[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@tinistinii imagine if soma and low dose ghb had a baby, real shit tho I tried a lot of the old barbs and sedatives and they aren’t all they’re hyped up to be, fun for sure, better then benzos, but not otherworldly lmao

[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@squirrlactual @iamnobody1961 Iver Johnson

[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@KingKillaKid @AetherRev @Krysia830073 How’s HelixBridge?

[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@Jo03293hn_ax07 @BerbarianWizard 5AR society

[Quentin Scobie @quentinscobie]

Just ate half a black garlic bulb... ts hit like my granddaddy's morphine.

[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@8qn9dfr648 @5HTskeptic Goods Potato Chips and Grandma Utz from Pennsylvania both are still fried in lard

[☯︎ @TaoistShelby]

Torta pounder this is gooner actual do you read, over.

[birdbath @birdbath]

Everybody gangsta til I get so fucked I piss myself but still insist I'm fine to drive my gf and her kid back to her condo. They all know I conceal-carry & have seen my poetic Facebook statuses so they get that it's part of my creative process, secretly they're all rooting for me

[ashton @HaasAshton0]

@theemptycrowd Eat it

[birdbath @birdbath]

I saw two crackwhores ashing their cigarettes on a junkie's open forearm wound as they all sat on the sidewalk. A lesbian barista who works at a vegan cafe nearby came past and told them they shouldn't do that and the man went Jimmy Neutron Reddit-mode responding condescendingly "Ackshually this helps sterilize the molecular bacteria" and the barista said "Well, I'll be dinged" and proceeded to dig through her burlap totebag, I presumed to offer them some change, but instead just pulled out a single Dave n Busters token and flipped it in the air with her thumb, it landed in her shirt betwixt her breasts, and she paused for a moment with a thousand-cock stare looking right over my shoulder, and then walked the opposite direction. For some reason I felt extraordinarily compelled to follow her, it didn't even seem sexual.

[birdbath @birdbath]

Missed connection: I was playing hopscotch on a grid of dirty needles in the middle of a crosswalk; you were speeding in a clapped-out Toyota Corolla that ran a red light with its front bumper poised to annihilate my spinal column. I pivoted just in time so that the quarter panel merely brushed against my leg, the same way a cat shows its tentative affection to a human. The chipped black acrylic on your fingernails matched the paintjob on your shitbox of a car and I imagine they'd each feel the same against my skin, but we should exchange information just to be sure. I will be pressing charges on your friend in the passenger seat for her tits being criminally small in comparison to the rest of her.

[dasha @0xdasha]

I have a soft spot for Turkish women.

[perfect angel @girl__virus]

you met me at a very chinese time in my life

[Sam Hyde 🇺🇸 @wigger]

Dear Elon:

[Rogue Scholar Press @RogueScholarPr]

Whoa