franzia

talk like i drink all the wine

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

i would like 1 normal brain please n thank you

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

cat just gave me bombastic side eye for coughing after hitting my vape… sheesh

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

decided to go cold turkey on my antipsychotics a week ago🫢

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

i may have no healthy bacteria in my body and the urge to pee every 2 minutes but my skin sure is killing the game

[trish @ultragloss]

new hozier album TOMORROW

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

one thing about me is that i will be dressed and serving cunt hours before my presence has been requested, leaving me with ample time to sit and stare at the wall with angst

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

starting to become obsessed with myself again and I’m not mad about it

[trish @ultragloss]

him: you better not be cunty bella swan when i get there
me:

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

da stinky farts are winning

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

just laying in bed eating my berries

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

@whogotmychicken girl don’t do it…

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

moving back to your hometown is seeing your childhood bestie who you haven’t talked to in years on tinder

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

in my grumpy old man era

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

these 15 minute therapy consultation calls fr just like medical speed dating

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

why it cost so much to fix my brain?!

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

@ezovshelkaed please smoke it in memory of me🫶

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

back home for the foreseeable future got me 🫠🙏🏻🤑🤝🙃💪🏻🫡

[franzia @HaaseFrances]

ripping ass in the elevator 🫡