The Habbadacken

Essential authority on words, and dictionary of newly invented words made-up for everyday use. Feel the power of word.

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#awkward

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From here forth there shall be a silent Z in ham. So please start pronouncing it 'Hzam'. Thank you. #wordnews

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Open on a door. There is a number 4 on the door.

Hold on the door for 3 very long minutes.

Eventually Gerard Butler opens the door in a kilt. He stares down the lens.

Gerard: Time is an Animal

Gerard goes back inside and closes the door.

The door now has a number 16 on it.

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John Boyega is being chased through a forest by a man.

After 4 mins we realise that Boyega is being chased by Boyega.

The Boyegas meet either side of a piece of glass.

They mirror a sword fight.

The glass smashes and both Boyegas turn to camera to whisper:

Be thine own judge

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It’s called the ‘cockpit’ because it’s where the genitals of the airplane are kept. #wordfacts

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#ChristmasTree

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Happy birthday to the word 'cave', which is 7086 years old today. Many happy returns, cave. You are a great word and have done well. 8.

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#summer #tan #sexy #illustration #artdirection #illustrator #art #colour_collective #paint
#design #disappointment

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A fiano is a female piano.

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Sberm: a bear's sperm.

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Remember to try new words out on friends. 'Swooptwat' is an apology for having a wet hand after visiting the toilet. Try it today!

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When you get into bed and then realise you need to piss

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I feel sorry for Bannon, having to return to his hideous Sith Lord and tell him that he failed. #SteveBannon

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The word 'tentacles' is off tomorrow. So for that day please refer to them by their sub name: 'shit arms'.

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All hens are Italian.

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Before golf was called golf people just called it crap hockey. #wordfacts

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The word 'tremendous' is suffering from extreme overuse, misuse and general batshittery at the hands of Trump & will be taking a month off.

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There is currently no word to describe that moment when you accidentally have full sex with a shark. #wordfacts

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The original name for wind was 'the great invisible moving twat' until it was shortened to just 'wind' in 1984. #wordfacts

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#words #wifi #wtf

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From here forth there shall be a silent Z in ham.So please start pronouncing it 'Hzam'. Thank you. #wordfacts