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Tweetin' my way downtown,
Typin' fast, faces pass and I'm homebound.

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@LalimesMartian LOOOL I'm sorry your boyfriend cheated on you. But you gotta stand up for yourself and quit saying it's not his fault.

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@nationalpost more embarrassing content from the Never Subscribe Post

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@DayleenVann I had $3M in assets and my country failed me might be the richest take on this whole damned site.

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@RapidResponse47 ��🚨 Snowflake Warning! 🚨🚨 The weather outlet gave a weather report!

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@HabsLinks I have two guesses.
Chicago: BG + 4th for future cons ($0 retained)
Vancouver: BG for future cons (Half retained)

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At what point does anyone at @Sportsnet recognize that the Ehlers goal changes direction off the heal of Hutson' stick?

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ANTICS??? Out there talking like Dobes is Binnington. LOL

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@kay_imw Our beautiful boy has never dived in his life. He doesn't even know how!!!

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@HabsLinks If I see a defenseman get fancy and curl back towards their own corner instead of hammering a puck to the neutral zone, I'm gonna lose it.

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@BradWilcoxIFS What does the rip stick chart look like?

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@VMediaCSR Dude. What's this? Nothing makes it go away.

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@kay_imw Hagel scored a game winner with his chest. Hockey gonna hockey. 🤷‍♂️

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@MattNielsen89 @MikeKellyNHL Hagel scored a game winner with his chest. Cry somewhere else.

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@gohabs279 @HabsChronicle You should cheer for another team. Habs don't deserve such a delicate and fragile soul.

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@DownGoesBrown That will certainly chayka things up.

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@stittsvillian1 @acoyne If you fire 500 missiles... Do you still have them? Or have you depleted your inventory by 500?

Tough call.

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@HabsLinks The armadillo ball defence 5 on 6 is the absolute worst.

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@TerribleMaps Trick question. It's Deutschungsloland and San Croslotaly.

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@JeffMarek A puck on its edge could be in and never touch the 2nd line. A puck in the air will appear larger than a puck on the ice. This only works for a specific flat-puck along the ice scenario. And still not immune to blocked camera angles.

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@JeffMarek It was neolithic as soon as it started. If your bench needs a fight to get up for Game 1, you're in the wrong line of work.